"well speaking of super heroes. it's just kinda stupid how kids don't think things through. if they want to be SuperStallion or BatPony or SpiderPony i wish they had better parents...because i'm sure they wouldn't want to be orphans."
"Yeah, really," he said, "SuperStallion had it the worst, though. Imagine knowing you're the last of your kind."
"excpet i kinda have this isue where occasionally something triggers my "inner" insane murderer genocidal maniac"
"yeah except it's not tiny...it's major... do you know how creepy it is for me to fall asleep and find myself stanindg in forn tof my bed at 6 o clock with blood all over me?!"