MorphinBrony and Rockout's RP: Defeating a Sandwich Only Makes It Tastier

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    (Circuit Breaker) "Trust me, when I first found out, I was surprised, too."
     
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    Rockette: But that still doesn't give us any leads as to how we ended up here. Are we the only ponies here?
     
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    (Circuit Breaker) "I dunno."

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    Owner: Hey! Can't you dumbasses read the sign? NO PETS! Get them donkeys outta here!

    Rockette: Who you callin' a donkey, you son of a buck!?
     
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    (Circuit Breaker) "It's alright, Rockette, he's never seen a talking animal before."
     
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    Rockette: Wait, WHAT!? So, ponies are just *gulp*animals here? I think I need a beer!

    Owner: Uh, I think I do too! Uh, are you over 21, Miss Pony?

    Rockette: I'm 27 and my name's... *remembers he is still stuck as a girl* ...Rockette. Do you have Michelob Ultra?

    Owner: Yeah, beer's in the back.
     
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    (Circuit Breaker) "Yeah, you might need a couple beers to get used to this. You're lucky you can drink here. I'm only sixteen, so I have to go through the mental strain of coping with being considered an animal in this world."

    (Beavis) "Whoa, heh heh. She can drink? Heh heh."

    (Butt-head) "Of course she can, dumbass. She's over 21. Uh huh huh huh..."
     
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    Rockette: *once at the back* I'll grab a 6 pack. *whispering* You can have some too.
     
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    (Circuit Breaker) *whispers back* "Thanks, I guess..."

    *later, back at Beavis and Butt-head's house*

    (Beavis) "Hey, um, Circuit? Heh heh."

    (Circuit Breaker) *hammered* "Wh-what?"

    (Beavis) "Can we, like, have some too? Heh heh."

    (Butt-head) "Yeah, really. Don't bogard the booze, dude. Uh huh huh huh..."

    (Circuit Breaker) "No way, you have to be able to read at at least a ninth-grade level to be able to drink around here."
     
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    Rockette: And besides, this is the last one. *guzzles half in one gulp* Them 3 really lit you up, didn't they?
     
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    (Circuit Breaker) "They sure did, Rockette. They sure did." *sighs contentedly* "So, what's on TV?"
     
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    Rockette: *picks up controller* Uhh... got a pen or something? I can't hit these buttons with my hoof.
     
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    (Circuit Breaker) "Oh, you wanna play some vidya, huh? Well, here's something you CAN play with your hooves." *summons Tekken 3 arcade machine* "Say hello to Tekken 3!" *makes Rainbow Dash's awesome face*

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    Rockette: Sorry, I've made it a rule not to play video games against others. I always make an ass out of myself when I lose.
     
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    (Circuit Breaker) "Ah. Okay, then. Play by yourself if you want."

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    Rockette: I'll just watch some TV. Don't feel like smashing any controllers today.
     
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    (Circuit Breaker) "Alrighty then. Here's the remote." *gives Rockette remote*
     
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    Rockette flipped through the channels finding little to nothing that looked appealing.

    Rockette: How many channels you guys got anyway?
     
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    (Beavis) "Um, like, four. Heh heh."
     
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    Rockette: I'm on 32 right now. That's higher than 4, nimrod.
     

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