Rockette: But that still doesn't give us any leads as to how we ended up here. Are we the only ponies here?
Owner: Hey! Can't you dumbasses read the sign? NO PETS! Get them donkeys outta here! Rockette: Who you callin' a donkey, you son of a buck!?
Rockette: Wait, WHAT!? So, ponies are just *gulp*animals here? I think I need a beer! Owner: Uh, I think I do too! Uh, are you over 21, Miss Pony? Rockette: I'm 27 and my name's... *remembers he is still stuck as a girl* ...Rockette. Do you have Michelob Ultra? Owner: Yeah, beer's in the back.
(Circuit Breaker) "Yeah, you might need a couple beers to get used to this. You're lucky you can drink here. I'm only sixteen, so I have to go through the mental strain of coping with being considered an animal in this world." (Beavis) "Whoa, heh heh. She can drink? Heh heh." (Butt-head) "Of course she can, dumbass. She's over 21. Uh huh huh huh..."
(Circuit Breaker) *whispers back* "Thanks, I guess..." *later, back at Beavis and Butt-head's house* (Beavis) "Hey, um, Circuit? Heh heh." (Circuit Breaker) *hammered* "Wh-what?" (Beavis) "Can we, like, have some too? Heh heh." (Butt-head) "Yeah, really. Don't bogard the booze, dude. Uh huh huh huh..." (Circuit Breaker) "No way, you have to be able to read at at least a ninth-grade level to be able to drink around here."
Rockette: And besides, this is the last one. *guzzles half in one gulp* Them 3 really lit you up, didn't they?
Rockette: *picks up controller* Uhh... got a pen or something? I can't hit these buttons with my hoof.
(Circuit Breaker) "Oh, you wanna play some vidya, huh? Well, here's something you CAN play with your hooves." *summons Tekken 3 arcade machine* "Say hello to Tekken 3!" *makes Rainbow Dash's awesome face* Sent from my SCH-S720C using Tapatalk 2
Rockette: Sorry, I've made it a rule not to play video games against others. I always make an ass out of myself when I lose.
(Circuit Breaker) "Ah. Okay, then. Play by yourself if you want." Sent from my Nokia 3310 using Tapatalk 2
Rockette flipped through the channels finding little to nothing that looked appealing. Rockette: How many channels you guys got anyway?