My hill

After a few hours of building my mech. "FINISHED!" I shouted and made my way to the hill only to be stopped halfway on my journey. "What the hay?" I said and check the fuel to see it is empty. "AAAAAAGH!" I shouted and got out of my mech (leaving my mech there) to make my trip back to the workshop to grab more fuel.

 

*Is on the MOON* "Space Core (Portal 2 reference) Attack!!!!" *Space Core* "SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!" *Evil grin* "Now self-destruct"
*explodes next to Dragonbait* *BOOOOOM*



"......oh ya...MY HILL!!!

 

*private walks up to me* "sir we have been given a go on mission 'king of the hill' sir"

"good. They shall rue the day that they challenged the great and all powerful L'hoof. General sparkle please power up the E.O.H ion laser and target these coordinates on the moon please" *passes twilight the codes* "also make sure not to hit the hill directly, we just want the ion radiation backlash to kill those on the hill, not completely incinerate the hill"

General sparkle smartly salutes shouting "aye aye sir" and returns to the controls.

"Captain caramel, could you please bring up the viewing panel please. I like to watch as I turn my foes to mush."

As the blue crystal viewing panel sparkled to life, the laser started positioning itself using small powerful micro-thrusters as it locked onto it's target, powering up it's massive crystal focusing array. The powerful laser fired, impacting 2 miles away from the hill, the screen darkening automatically in response to the brilliant light show that followed. The ion backwash quickly turning anyone within 10 miles into a sickly green mush and left a 1 mile crater at ground zero.

"Now that that mess is taken care of could you please send the storm troopers down to occupy and protect the hill private dash"
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TL;DR storm troopers now occupy MY HILL!


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"Hi!!" *Pops up next to^* "How are you? Oooooo what dose this button do?" *Presses button* ... *Nothing happens* " Im board" *Pulls out a ton of TNT* "Let's have some fun." *Places TNT all over and lights it on fire* "To the MOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!" *^'s Base blows up* *on the moon* "...Im board." *Looks at hill* ... *Evil grin* ...*10 minutes later* "3.2.1." *BOOOOM* *Hill Blows up* "My Hill I guess."

 

As I put the fuel in my mech. "TO THE MOON!" I shouted and activated my mechs jetpack. When I got to the moon I see the hill destroyed and storm trooper body's laying everywhere. "What on Earth happened here?" Looking around the moon I see Monster "That explains it" I said in my head and grabed him with one of my mechs arms and squeeze the life out of him. After he was dead I drop the body and shout "MY HILL!"

 

After I respawed I made my way over to the hill and see Nthitho. "Not him" I said while I opened the suitcase holding my ninja suit, two throwing knife's, and a Katana. I dash over to the hill jump to the top in one leap and throw my two throwing knife's stabing into Nthitho eyes and cutting him in half. "MY HILL" I shouted.

 

After I respawed at my workshop I head down to my secret armory and grab a sniper and hired 5 hitmen to help me get the hill. When we got to the hill I see Nthitho on the hill. I shot first and my hitmen followed shooting bullet after bullet. "My Hill."

 

Using my sneaky ninja time powers I steal the hill through time.
At which point I manipulate the spacial dimension to hide the hill within itself.
Then I hide in the hill.
"My hill" now.

 

I go into my Super Smash Bros. Brawl game and borrow the golden hammer. I use the awesome hammer to dig into the hill and I whack ^ off. "MY HILL." Pies on stems and vines start popping up from the rest of the hill and form a giant pie hill.

 

I was back at my workshop I grabed a tiny bomb and headed over to the pie hill. When I got there I pulled off a pie from a stem and put the tiny bomb in the pie and threw it into Munchers face. The bomb exploded in Munchers face. "Heh heh a little humore in that death and my Hill."

 

I calmly walk up to the hill ignoring the commotion.
"My hill"

 

Pie_Muncher burns everypony and thing on the hill and makes a new one fashioned from flames. She then smashes the bodies into her mirror leading to the parallel world and locks it. "MY HILL"

 

But I don't like violence.
Anywho, this isn't a place for guns or that kind of nonsense.
Everypony is a peaceful society.
And only with the powers of intellect, cunning and creativity can one truly come through victorious.
And if you don't believe I have creativity; ponibooru some of those tags in my sig.
That'll give you taste of what's coming.
Anywho, as a time traveler, trivial things such as weapons; I frown upon them even more so.
And frankly, what's so bad about being pink?
With that aside, why don't you put the weapons down before you hurt somepony.
Or before the Community Mods notice this.
After all, Everypony is no place for violence;
Equality for Everypony. That is all.
I'm watching. Always watching.
And if I see something I don't like...
I'll come to your house at night and breath on you while you sleep.
Through time.

Cheers, grey.

 

Hi this is Ninja14 my account was not working so I changed it.

 

You should have contacted the admins instead.
Incidentally, they're very nice people/ponies.

Still my hill.