My hill

I just walk up to the hill, look at ^ derp eyed and claim the hill

"MY HILL"

 

Fine.
I didn't even want it.
^his hill

 

*looks up*
*adjusted shades overly dramatically*
*looks back down*
*continues coding*

I have little care for bickering
Over small tracts of lands.

 

Flies up into the sky and lands on cloud and falls asleep.
*My cloud*

 

*reforms* *pushes Nthitho1 off hill* "Hy Hill"

 

Right.

Time to strike.
So you see.
The hill.
You can see it.
Now you can't.
Why?
Anchovies.
All of the Anchovies.
Your eyes are now full of anchovies.
Yes.
Your eye balls.
They have anchovies in them.
Lots and lots of anchovies.
Unnecessary amounts of anchovies.
So, now you run around screaming.
(In discomfort and minor inconvenience.)
Meanwhile I sit back down.
And code some Java.

My job here is done.

No one's hill at this point.

 

*looks down from clouds*

Their anchovies.

 

*Remains on the fluffy cloud*

Yup. Nthitho's hill.

 

*Blize suddenly becomes aware of rhythmic drafts on the back of his neck*

You smell nice when you're asleep.

*creeper face*

 

I throw the hill at this fine gentleman, then go to the steal the diamond thread.

 

I take the hill during all this madness
"My Hill"

 

I wake up and stare at the creeper.

Dang it...

SSSSSSSSSSssssssss.

Nopony's hill.

 

@Blize

Correction:
Nopony's crater.

 

Jumps into crater.

"My crater."

 

Ah, but you see.
This crater; 'tis a crater.
But you know,
That's only what you think it is.
It's actually just a typo in the fabric of space.
You're now stuck in your crate forever.

 

*Goes to the Nether where the crater is a hill*
"My Hill"

 

*uses a rift in time to steal hill*

My hill.

 

*breaks above time line
By Stack Overflowing it with temporal energies*

*hides hill inside the Diamond*

Whom ever may own the Diamond's hill.