One Word Story

Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly, Gordon Shumway fixed the potato mashing butt that Swift always misplaces when trying to slurp all the generous drops of coconut oil from the vat of unending butter flavored butts. Nearby, Rockout danced wildly with Samus and Robbie Rotten AKA

Skoosh

 

Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly, Gordon Shumway fixed the potato mashing butt that Swift always misplaces when trying to slurp all the generous drops of coconut oil from the vat of unending butter flavored butts. Nearby, Rockout danced wildly with Samus and Robbie Rotten AKA Skoosh Boneless

III

 

Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly, Gordon Shumway fixed the potato mashing butt that Swift always misplaces when trying to slurp all the generous drops of coconut oil from the vat of unending butter flavored butts. Nearby, Rockout danced wildly with Samus and Robbie Rotten AKA Skoosh Boneless III.

Jiggle

 

Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly, Gordon Shumway fixed the potato mashing butt that Swift always misplaces when trying to slurp all the generous drops of coconut oil from the vat of unending butter flavored butts. Nearby, Rockout danced wildly with Samus and Robbie Rotten AKA Skoosh Boneless III. "Jiggle,"

exclaimed

 

Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly, Gordon Shumway fixed the potato mashing butt that Swift always misplaces when trying to slurp all the generous drops of coconut oil from the vat of unending butter flavored butts. Nearby, Rockout danced wildly with Samus and Robbie Rotten AKA Skoosh Boneless III. "Jiggle," exclaimed Rockout

as

 

Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly, Gordon Shumway fixed the potato mashing butt that Swift always misplaces when trying to slurp all the generous drops of coconut oil from the vat of unending butter flavored butts. Nearby, Rockout danced wildly with Samus and Robbie Rotten AKA Skoosh Boneless III. "Jiggle," exclaimed Rockout as he

frolicked

 

Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly, Gordon Shumway fixed the potato mashing butt that Swift always misplaces when trying to slurp all the generous drops of coconut oil from the vat of unending butter flavored butts. Nearby, Rockout danced wildly with Samus and Robbie Rotten AKA Skoosh Boneless III. "Jiggle," exclaimed Rockout as he frolicked

merrily

 

Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly, Gordon Shumway fixed the potato mashing butt that Swift always misplaces when trying to slurp all the generous drops of coconut oil from the vat of unending butter flavored butts. Nearby, Rockout danced wildly with Samus and Robbie Rotten AKA Skoosh Boneless III. "Jiggle," exclaimed Rockout as he frolicked merrily around

the

 

Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly, Gordon Shumway fixed the potato mashing butt that Swift always misplaces when trying to slurp all the generous drops of coconut oil from the vat of unending butter flavored butts. Nearby, Rockout danced wildly with Samus and Robbie Rotten AKA Skoosh Boneless III. "Jiggle," exclaimed Rockout as he frolicked merrily around the huge

butt

 

Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly, Gordon Shumway fixed the potato mashing butt that Swift always misplaces when trying to slurp all the generous drops of coconut oil from the vat of unending butter flavored butts. Nearby, Rockout danced wildly with Samus and Robbie Rotten AKA Skoosh Boneless III. "Jiggle," exclaimed Rockout as he frolicked merrily around the huge butt

of

 

Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly, Gordon Shumway fixed the potato mashing butt that Swift always misplaces when trying to slurp all the generous drops of coconut oil from the vat of unending butter flavored butts. Nearby, Rockout danced wildly with Samus and Robbie Rotten AKA Skoosh Boneless III. "Jiggle," exclaimed Rockout as he frolicked merrily around the Huge Butt of

Glory

 

Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon of slimy mold. Suddenly, Gordon Shumway fixed the potato mashing butt that Swift always misplaces when trying to slurp all the generous drops of coconut oil from the vat of unending butter flavored butts. Nearby, Rockout danced wildly with Samus and Robbie Rotten AKA Skoosh Boneless III. "Jiggle," exclaimed Rockout as he frolicked merrily around the Huge Butt of Glory furiously.

Soon,