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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla,

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for

    Sausagefest
     
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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna.

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza!

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later,

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    Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna

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