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Is there sugar in cookies?

 

I'm allergic to fake sugar; would you please answer that?

 

Is that even a question?

 

Is that the appropriate question to ask?

 

How is that question even appropriate?

 

Why are you asking about appropriateness at a time like this?

 

What time is it?

 

In what time zone?

 

If I tell you it is, will you come with me in it?

 

Can you ask them quickly?

 

Can't you just look where you're going?

 

How have you survived this long?

 

If you don't look at it, how do you know it's scary?

 

What if it only sounds scary, but actually looks adorable, but you didn't see that 'cause you were running away from it with your eyes closed, and that hurt it's feelings?