He smirked slightly, pecking the tip of her nose. "It is a burden," he said sarcastically. "Especially since I've chosen a person who contains an incredibleness that far surpasses my own. We're one badass couple."
"I'm not denying that I'm pretty cool," he said sarcastically. "Just that you're cooler. Can't you be satisfied with that?"
"And you are a fearsome force to be reckoned with," he said agreeably. "I wouldn't want to get on your bad side."
"Then I'd be mad at you and whatever caused it," she said, before resting her head on his shoulder. "Don't die, okay?"
She would feel his hand rest on the back of her head gently, and he kissed her temple lightly. "I'm not planning on leaving you for a long time," he replied quietly.