Pirates! (One-on-One)

He paused and his brow puckered in mock distress.

“No! I didn’t mean it!”

 

“Please don’t break up with me over a pun! You make puns all the time!”

 

“Baby, please.”

 

“So if I tell a pun tomorrow then I’m out?”

 

“I see. I didn’t realize that my relationship with you was that fragile.”

 

“I’m hurt, Av. Absolutely devastated.”

 

"No, you're not," he said dramatically, tapping the tip of her nose. "You're reveling in my despair."

 

He hugged her tightly, wrapping his limbs around her.

'Uh huh!"

 

"You hate me!" he said, heaving a sigh.

 

"You do! The proof is in your words!"