Pirates! (One-on-One)

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  1. Eluuna

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    "I'm not a dad! So I don't need to make dad jokes!"
     
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    "But you still need to be prepared!"
     
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    "Are you imagining that I'll be a dad relatively soon?"
     
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    She squinted at him.

    "No. Sorry."
     
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    He huffed, but gave her a grin.

    “Oh well. No dad jokes, then.”
     
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    She nodded his nose.

    "Great."
     
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    “Is there such thing as a mom joke, though?”
     
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    She shook her head.

    "No way."
     
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    “I’m sure there is. We just have to figure it out.”
     
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    "Mom jokes are weak," she said, inspecting the twine. "Dad jokes are better."
     
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    He took her hand and kissed it.

    “But we haven’t defined mom jokes yet!”
     
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    "Dad jokes are better," she said. "That's that."
     
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    “Hm. So, you’re saying I’m funnier than you?”
     
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    "Do you think you're funnier?"
     
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    “Of course not. Don’t tell anyone, but I’m actually not very funny. I just laugh a lot.”
     
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    She kissed his cheek.

    "I think you're funny, but it could be because I have a crush on you."
     
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    “Do you, now?” he asked with a grin.
     
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    She nodded.

    "Definitely. A huge one."
     
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    “That’s good. I have a crush on you too.”
     
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    "That's good," she said. "I guess that's why we're married now, huh?"
     

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