Pirates! (One-on-One)

He frowned, his hand on the small of his back.

“Very uninspiring.”

 

“What happened to ‘you decide how the day goes’? What happened to my zen Avice?”

 

“For you,” he muttered, “boring is bad. My day was okay. Same old, same old.”

 

"Avice, love of my life, you hate when days have no excitement."

 

"I've learned that if you hate something, it's generally bad."

 

"Yeah, but you don't hate dogs. I trust your judgement the most."

 

“I should rephrase what I said. What I meant was, I have learned that if you, Avice Rohesia, hates something, it’s generally bad.”

 

He rolled his eyes.

“Like being bored!”

 

"But you do hate it. I have learned that if you hate something, it generally is bad. Therefore, being bored is bad."

 

"Of course I am. I'm just pointing out logic."