Pirates! (One-on-One)

"Beating up a shark is the first step to world domination, as everyone knows," he said cheerfully.

 

"No, no," he said shaking his head. "The steps go 1. Beat Up a Shark. 2. Ride on a Pirate Ship. 3. World Domination. Everyone knows that."

 

They approached the rowboat and he grinned.

"Of course," he said. "Can't be partners in world domination if you don't know what the plan is."

 

"Hm, that is a problem," he said, teasing her. "Where could we, as pirates, find a shark?"

 

"Wonderful," he said, nodding. "So we have a plan."

 

"Are you proposing that we jump into world domination without a plan?"

 

"Ah l, yes. Improvisation. In the world domination biz, we call that 'winging it.'"

 

"Really? I would think that you would hear that phrase on a daily basis."

 

"So was I," he said, kissing her cheek. "Sorry; I have a really good poker face when drunk."

 

"Don't feel too bad," he said cheekily. "I've won most of my savings while drunk; you're just another to fall prey to my trap."