Please Don't Do This To Me. God, It's Gonna Happen. I Have No Way To Stop It. (The Roleplay)

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  1. Eluuna

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    He opened his eyes and squinted at her.

    “Never do that again.”

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    He looked back at her.

    “I have a chef, yes.”
     
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    She dropped the bread on his face.

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    She was wide-eyed, clearly in awe at this amount of wealth he was used to.
     
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    He gasped before sitting up and tackling her.

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    He seemed confused.

    “What?”
     
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    She laughed, falling back.

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    "Your house is so cool. At my house, I have to cook and clean and do all the stuff. Also it's no way near as big as this."
     
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    He was also laughing, looking down and holding the bread above her threateningly.

    “Apologize.”

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    He looked around as if he had never noticed the car before.

    “I... see. Do you want some money?”
     
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    She raised her hands.

    "Never!"

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    She frowned, shaking her head.

    "No. I'm sorry if it seems like I'm asking."
     
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    He squinted before dropping the loaf on her face.

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    “It doesn’t, I’m just... whatever. Food?”
     
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    She poked him in the ribs to tickle him.

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    She seemed uncertain, since she didn't want to intrude.

    "Okay."
     
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    He gasped, rolling away.

    "You... ass!"

    * * *

    He sighed, rolling his neck to crack it.

    "What are you in the mood for?"
     
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    She laughed, sitting up.

    "Got you."

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    She looked thoughtful.

    "..I like bagels."
     
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    He huffed, tossing a popsicle at her.

    * * *

    He looked over at her in confusion.

    "Bagels. Huh. Okay. Baptiste makes an authentic New York bagel."
     
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    She caught it with a grin.

    "I'm having a good time."

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    "What does that mean?"
     
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    "By torturing me? You vixen."

    * * *

    "It means it's good. It's going to take a while, though. Are you sure you want a bagel for dinner?"
     
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    She grinned.

    "Ooh, vixen. That's a new one."

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    She paused, before brightening.

    "Well, what do you like?"
     
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    "Oh? What do they normally call you?" he asked, leaning against the tree.

    * * *

    "I don't generally eat dinner," he said with a small shrug. "If I do, it's generally some kind of soup or something."
     
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    She raised an eyebrow at him.

    "They call me lots of things. Good and bad."

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    She tilted her head at him playfully.

    "Soup à la Sylas?"
     
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    "Like what?" he asked. "Please provide evidence to back up your answer."

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    He raised an eyebrow.

    "Soup à la Sylas indicates that either I make the soup, or the soup is made of me. You know that I don't cook in this house, so that means you think that this soup is of me. I understand my appeal, but if you could tame your sexual innuendos, I would greatly appreciate it."
     
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    She laughed slightly, though it sounded a bit forced.

    "You name it."

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    She sucked in air through her teeth.

    "That one hurt. You should know that I never mean to make jokes like that, for future reference. Also I don't speak French."
     
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    He paused, considering her before speaking again, his voice gentle.

    "Wonderful?"

    * * *

    "Pardon, mademoiselle. Il est si facile."
     
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    She flushed slightly, looking over at him.

    "That's.. That one isn't really used."

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    She grinned playfully.

    "Are you showing off your language skills? I have no idea what you just said."
     

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