Pony pick up lines

Discussion in 'General discussion' started by Dr. Whooves, Jul 23, 2011.

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  1. Zephyr Wind

    Zephyr Wind FWOOOSHH

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    Fluttershy Rage style: *walks up to pony at the bar* You're going to make LOVE TO ME!!!!
     
    #21 Zephyr Wind, Jul 23, 2011
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    Fluttershy doesn't need to say anything, she just has to give the stare.

    Risque line initiated: Care for a chomp at my bit?
     
    #22 SoulEmber, Jul 23, 2011
  3. Free-Party

    Free-Party New In Town

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    full time raver!
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    wana make 50 bucks?
     
    #23 Free-Party, Jul 24, 2011
  4. Jaret

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    Didn't i post in here before?

    OH whatever.

    "Nice Flank."
     
    #24 Jaret, Jul 24, 2011
  5. Goldhugz

    Goldhugz Practically Part of the Site Itself

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    You're more beautiful than Princess Celestia.

    IDK I couldn't come up with anything xD
     
    #25 Goldhugz, Jul 24, 2011
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    "Your eyes shine more than Celestia's sun, still your eyes are deeper than Luna's night... You are what a Paradox of beauty is."

    Whatever.
     
    #26 Jaret, Jul 24, 2011
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    'You'll do'.
     
    #27 Luprony, Jul 24, 2011
  8. Tommy

    Tommy A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Want what 8|?
     
    #28 Tommy, Jul 24, 2011
  9. Ciphered

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    Edit: Here it is:
    (Spoilered due to my constant fear of being banned for an unsubtle pickup line)
    Hey Pinkie, want to have a hotdog eating contest? I'll let you go first.
     
    #29 Ciphered, Jul 24, 2011
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  10. Tommy

    Tommy A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Ehhh...problem with that line is that it implies that you'll be sucking cock too.
     
    #30 Tommy, Jul 24, 2011
  11. SoulEmber

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    Aww, thank you both. I didn't expect to have anyone like mine. Glad I also managed to get Dr. Whooves' Seal of Approval.

    Next line! Breathe out so that I can breathe you in.
     
    #31 SoulEmber, Jul 24, 2011
  12. GalenAnon

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    Cheesy line slaps allowed.

    My heart bucked so hard It almost gave out when I saw you.
     
    #32 GalenAnon, Jul 24, 2011
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