Pony Vending machine

The machine does nothing... Because it's still broken. Looks like I'm calling in a new one.

here it is... And there's a note on it?

*you get a note that reads "don't punch me, jerk."*

*inserts a blue colored pencil*

 

You get a blue crayon.

*inserts headsets*

 

the machine plays a catchy tune for far longer than any song should be played for, much to everyone's disdain.

*inserts my own head*

 

The machine eats it. Literally.

*inserts fried chicken and waffles*

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The machine hits you with a banjo and plays a racey, old-timey, cartoon.

I INSERT, BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!!!!

 

You get back ... a Kuriboh card and a note saying.. low on Yu-Gi-Oh cards I-O-U : (
*puts in a 10 bits

 

You get..... Nothing!
*inserts toilet paper.*

 

You get... Oh. Oh god, no. No I am not saying that... EW!

*inserts Gravity's signature*

 

You get a moving cat.

*inserts RD plushie*

 

You get... a potato painted blue with pipe-cleaners sticking out of one end.

*inserts a necromorph from dead space*

 

The machine sprays out green goop.

*inserts macaroni necklace.*

 

The machine says "thank you" very slowly and gives you several crayons and a children's activity coloring book.

*inserts dave chappelle*

 

Out pops Rick James, who steals your couch.

*inserts alternate universe where Lauren Faust never left MLP:FiM, thus leading the show through 12 Emmys and counting and having an actual movie instead of EqG*

 

the machine simply laughs at you...

*I insert-

the machine continues laughing

*I said... I insert-

the machine holds up a mechanical hand as it continues to laugh.

after a long time it finally stops, and let's me continue.

*I insert a tooth*

 

You get USD $1.50.

*inserts Liberty Medical testing supplies*

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"You've won, Half-Life Episode 3!"
*Inserts 9 more years of development*

 

you get a dvd of the first season of Arrested Development, and 4.5 years of development as change.

*inserts Nicki Minaj*

 

You get star ships.

*inserts confetti*

 

the machine throws you a party

*inserts internal sadness*

 

The garden gnome pops out of the machine and shatters on the floor.

*inserts seven Dragon Balls.*