Pony Vending machine

the machine says thank you and wishes to be alive. The machine gains sentience, but cannot move, communicate, or perform any actions besides it's normal behavior. It becomes extremely depressed very quickly.

*inserts a shot of pure alcohol*

 

The machine becomes drunk.

*inserts speakers*

 

The machine somehow attaches the speakers onto itself and plays music.

*inserts Triforce of Courage.*

 

You get a fetch quest! Now, go retrieve me a pale of water.

*Inserts liquid gold*

 

You get the midas touch. Enjoy turning people into statues.

*inserts tupac*

 

You get a sick beat.

*inserts POOTIS*

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You get DISPENSER!

*inserts used tissue.*

 

You give the machine ebola and it starts to die.

*inserts first aid kit*

 

The machine is cured!

*inserts Mountain Dew.*

 

You get nothing! Good day sir!

*inserts Smash Ball*

 

you get a final smash.
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inserts a golden bit

 

You get an apple.

*inserts fried chicken*

 

You get chicken pot pie

 

You get nothing since you didn't insert anything.

*inserts pills*

 

Louis pops out and takes the pills.

*inserts Scootaloo*

 

Scootaloo's detached pody parts pop out.

*inserts Arwing.*

 

The machine starts to shoot arrows at you.

*inserts rainbows*

 

You get Skittles

*inserts M&Ms*

 

You get an M&M chocolate bar.

*Inserts legos*

 

You get Roblox.

*inserts tacos*