Pony Vending machine

The machine calls you a heretic.

*inserts Tirek's left horn*

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You get: The Pick Of Destiny!

Inserts Dog

 

You get Doge.

*inserts Donkey Kong*

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You get: PunchOut!

Inserts Everypony

 

You get inception. The machine becomes a black hole.

*inserts Earth*

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Somehow, the machine continues to work as a vending machine despite becoming a Black Hole.

You get: Sucked into an Alternate Universe! We're all stuck there now. But hey, there's still a vending machine!

*Inserts Alternate Universe Coin*

 

You get ice.

*inserts fried chicken and watermelon*

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You get french fries and lemons.

*insers apple cider*

 

You get: Even harder Apple Cider.

*Inserts Whiskey*

 

You get wasted.

*inserts bomb*

 

The machine explodes.

*inserts first aid kit*

 

The machine is ressurected.

*inserts PINGAS*

 

You get: A clone

*inserts the work of an ENEMY STAND*

 

You get a taco.

*inserts JonTron*

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You get a dollar

*inserts halo: Combat evolved*

 

You get: Doom. A better game than Halo could ever be.

*Inserts Ego*

 

You get the original Duke Nukem game.

*Inserts Uncharted 3*

 

You get: Johnny Knoxville

*Inserts aliens*

 

You get a Xenomorph... GAH!

*inserts a flamethrower before running away*

 

You get: Serious Sam! *Who proceeds to waste the alien and about 4000 more that magically show up, because y'know...he's Serious.*

*Inserts magic*