Pony Vending machine

You get: Angry German Man.

*Inserts Walrus*

 

You get a sea lion.

*inserts sword*

 

You get the masamune

*inserts shield*

 

You get: Captain America.

*Inserts Power*

 

*inserts JonTron*

 

You get a video game.

*inserts burrito*

 

You get the Burrible. It's like the Bible, only burrito-flavored.

*inserts 4chan*

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You get an infinite amount of weird stuff

*inserts 9gag*

 

The machine vomits.

Don't ask how.

*inserts YouTube Poop*

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You get a copyrighted video.

*inserts Tumblur*

 

You get hipsters and SJWs.

*inserts Game Grumps*

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You get music.

*inserts Deviantart*

 

You get furry porn.

*inserts Reddit*

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You get nothing.

*inserts Equestria Daily*

 

You get: Exactly what you'd expect.

*Inserts every pony page on Facebook ever*

 

You get like hogs.

*inserts Derpibooru*

 

You get: A horrible meme.

(Although Tirek vs Everyone is the best meme ever)

*Inserts Twitter*

 

You get Beliebers.

*inserts Godzilla (the 1998 movie) :Trollestia:*

 

*You get: A lot of fish*

*Inserts Jerry Seinfeld*

 

You get a comedy movie.

*inserts Larry David*