Pony Vending machine

you get this


*inserts Twilight*

 

Oh, I thought you meant the books...

*inserts James Hetfield*

 

You get a table.

*inserts tomato*

 

You get ketchup.

*inserts a small piece of belly button lint I found last week*

 

You get a pound of dryer lint.

*inserts an Lego Minifigure.*

 

You get a minecraft figure

*inserts Nightmare Moon*

 

You get Nightmare Rarity.

*inserts Rarity*

 

You get some gems

*inserts Spike*

 

You get Rainbow Dash. And by that, I mean the dreaded G3 version.

*inserts an offer he can't refuse*

 

You get a wax model of Pinkie Pie's head.

*inserts a bag of pop tabs.*

 

You get a wheelchair! It'll be ready in fifty years.

*inserts paper mache volcano.*

 

You get a real one.

*inserts tornado in a jar*

 

You get a jet engine.

*inserts 450lbs of uncooked rice*

 

You get Mexican rice.

*inserts 1 billion dollars*

 

You get ALL the money!

*inserts a frozen Chimichanga*

 

You get Deadpool eating it

*inserts steam*

 

You get water vapor.

*inserts Jesus*

 

You get a print of the final Short Packed comic.

*Inserts 100 coke points*

 

You get something.

*inserts David Tenant's face*

 

The Vending Machine transforms into a Dalek.

"EXTERMINATE!"

*Inserts batteries...somehow.*