Pony Vending machine

the machine thanks you and goes off into a corner to cuddle the cats.

*inserts pokemon cards*

 

spits out real pokemon
*inserts water earth fire and air*

 

The machine recites the avatar opening

*inserts mike's hat*

 

Suddenly pineapples.

*inserts potatoes*

 

the machine makes science with the potato

*inserts death*

 

Machine becomes stone.


*Inserts Stuffy McPatch*

 

You get... hold on this thing is made of stone... If you'll wait, I'm gonna call in a new one. As compensation, you get whatever this is.


Ah yes. Team plasma. The MOST forgettable enemies in any pokemon game.


Ah, here's the new machine. Let me just put in a good old fashioned Sacajawea dollar coin.

 

You get a feather.

*inserts a chicken wing*

 

You get some tangy bar-b-q sauce, in an ornate western bowl.


*inserts a member of a lost African tribe*

 

You get the White House.

*inserts a card*

 

You get a Coke.

*inserts brain*

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The machine becomes self-aware and attacks you.

*hits the machine with an axe*

 

You get my brain.

*inserts Scootaloo*

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You get Sweetie Belle.

*Inserts a terrible OC*

 

You get Sanic.

*inserts diabeetus*

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You get Rockette.

"inserts bus pass*

 

You get the 4:30 to Edmonton... Those poor people who need to go to Edmonton.

Inserts a pair of frilly panties which appears to have been run over by a large truck.

 

You get a frozen burrito.

*Inserts a vial of Chuck Norris' blood*