Pony Vending machine

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  1. Dreamer

    Dreamer Cartoon Ninja Cat

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    The machine produces a label which reads "We're sorry, all memes must be presented on the year of their discovery."

    Inserts a DVD copy of the new movie coming out soon starring Daniel Radcliff titled "Horns."
     
    #161 Dreamer, Oct 3, 2014
  2. Fenris Rose

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    You get all eight Harry Potter movies, and all seven books.

    *inserts the Shroud of Turin*
     
    #162 Fenris Rose, Oct 3, 2014
  3. Rockout E. Stringer

    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    It comes back out... signed by Jesus.

    *inserts backpack*
     
    #163 Rockout E. Stringer, Oct 3, 2014
  4. RainbowDash9000

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    You get a sack of potatoes.

    *inserts a pair of glasses*
     
    #164 RainbowDash9000, Oct 3, 2014
  5. Captain Dynamite Zooblegrooven

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    You get, contact lenses!

    *inserts Smash Bros preorder*
     
    #165 Captain Dynamite Zooblegrooven, Oct 3, 2014
  6. MorphinBrony

    MorphinBrony Me me big boy
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    You get falcon punched.

    *inserts Giygas*

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    #166 MorphinBrony, Oct 4, 2014
  7. Nigh

    Nigh the merchant of odd and possibly fake items

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    the machine is confused. In its confusion come anger. You get kicked.

    *inserts glitch*
     
    #167 Nigh, Oct 4, 2014
  8. MorphinBrony

    MorphinBrony Me me big boy
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    The machine faints.

    *inserts first aid kit*

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    #168 MorphinBrony, Oct 5, 2014
  9. Captain Dynamite Zooblegrooven

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    The machine wakes up.

    *inserts Space Core.*
     
    #169 Captain Dynamite Zooblegrooven, Oct 6, 2014
  10. RainbowDash9000

    RainbowDash9000 Mistress of Awesomeness
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    You get an asteroid.

    *inserts a King*
     
    #170 RainbowDash9000, Oct 6, 2014
  11. Nigh

    Nigh the merchant of odd and possibly fake items

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    the machine kills him and takes his crown. The machine is now the king

    *inserts big mac*
     
    #171 Nigh, Oct 7, 2014
  12. MorphinBrony

    MorphinBrony Me me big boy
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    The machine says "I'm lovin' it!"

    *inserts floppy disk from 1987*

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    #172 MorphinBrony, Oct 7, 2014
  13. Dreamer

    Dreamer Cartoon Ninja Cat

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    The machine sends you back to 1987, except everyone seems to have an eyepatch for no reason, and no matter how much you ask, noone else thinks it's strange.

    *inserts 25 family-size bags of cheetos*
     
    #173 Dreamer, Oct 7, 2014
  14. Nigh

    Nigh the merchant of odd and possibly fake items

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    the machine eats it all and blames you for its stomach ache

    *inserts magic cards*
     
    #174 Nigh, Oct 7, 2014
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    The machine disappears.

    *inserts a twidash plushie*
     
    #175 RainbowDash9000, Oct 7, 2014
  16. Nigh

    Nigh the merchant of odd and possibly fake items

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    Oh dear. The machine hates that shipping. A long rage commences, ending in it slapping you.

    *inserts "bad machine!"*
     
    #176 Nigh, Oct 7, 2014
  17. Dreamer

    Dreamer Cartoon Ninja Cat

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    The machine prints out a strongly worded letter to you, saying why it is not a "bad machine"

    *inserts the color purple*
     
    #177 Dreamer, Oct 11, 2014
  18. RainbowDash9000

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    You get something lavender.

    *inserts over 9,000 bits*
     
    #178 RainbowDash9000, Oct 11, 2014
  19. Dreamer

    Dreamer Cartoon Ninja Cat

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    You get 1125 bytes.

    *inserts a picture of SCP-914*
     
    #179 Dreamer, Oct 11, 2014
  20. Captain Dynamite Zooblegrooven

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    The machine gets freaked out and stops working.

    *hits the machine.*
     
    #180 Captain Dynamite Zooblegrooven, Oct 11, 2014
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