Pony Vending Machine

You get: Iron Will DVD Boxset.

*Inserts Orange*

 

You get the Annoying Orange.

*insert a piece of the root of all evil

 

You get Pinkemena.

*inserts Skittles*

 

You get: A Bag of M&M's.

*Inserts a funny joke*

 

you get a pocket audience to laugh at the joke
*inserts coin*

Hmmm what could I possibly nickname this.....I know. Dave

Spoiler: Sack O Loot

1. vynl scratch's homemade mac and cheese
2. a message that I forgot to put in a coin
3. a Real life Pinkie Pie :3
4. A cookie
5. Tickets to the OKC thunders Game
6. My coin Back D:
7. A new Vidya game
8. Google
9. 4chan gold account
10. A printer
11. A diamond tooth :3
12. DocPropane's old house
13. Double Stuffed oreos
14. A very Discontented Angel Bunny D: oh sweet Celestia no
15. A boss room Key
16. Surgery Coupon at DocPropane's Clinic
17. An MLP poster
18. one Internet
19. Diablo 2+LoD expansion goodbye social life
20. a tube of super glue > Hello prank time
21. Twilight Alicorn Plushie
22. You get a MLP Soundtrack.
23. Luna themed Blankie BUCK YEA
24. A signed copy of lollipop chainsaw :3
25. An IOU from Stridershy
26. The entire set of Daring Do Novels
27. Discords Tooth
28. a dress made by rarity, I am FABULOUS
29. An Attorney
30. A dancing Gummy Figurine
31. A tattoo of my cutie mark
32. ponyfied Airbus A340 plane
33. another cookie for my avatar.
34. a metal box
35. a WWII Russian gas mask
36. Spike's bed
37. Spike message fire breath TROLL ZE CELESTIA
38. Dave The shiny Lunatone

 

You get: An Egg! *Hatches in 15 More Posts*

Spoiler: Inventory

Fluttershy Hoodie
A Bee named Pollux Castor
A Fabulous Lime
Beret
Apple iPhone 5
Phoenix Down
A Ton Of Stuff
Stridershy Video Game
Earplugs
Bag of Gold Powder
French Toast *Noms*
5 Gallon Gatorade Jug
Two $1 Bills
Corn
Tirek's Beard Folicles
AUD
1 RON Banknote
A Rock
What Remaining Gov't Money America Has
Banknote
Daft Punk CD
Mann Co. Supply Key
Whatever Was In The Briefcase From Pulp Fiction
Platinum Ore
A glorious BEARD *Dwarven War Scream*
A can of Nesquik
And old, broken, Level 3 Dispenser *Rolls Craft: Dispenser*
An image from DocPropane

Snails
Annoying Orange (UUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRGH)
Pocket Audience

 

ohhhhh I wonder whats in it I assume my posts count in the countdown XD

You get a fancy comb for your glorious Beard
*inserts coin*

Spoiler: Sack O Loot

1. vynl scratch's homemade mac and cheese
2. a message that I forgot to put in a coin
3. a Real life Pinkie Pie :3
4. A cookie
5. Tickets to the OKC thunders Game
6. My coin Back D:
7. A new Vidya game
8. Google
9. 4chan gold account
10. A printer
11. A diamond tooth :3
12. DocPropane's old house
13. Double Stuffed oreos
14. A very Discontented Angel Bunny D: oh sweet Celestia no
15. A boss room Key
16. Surgery Coupon at DocPropane's Clinic
17. An MLP poster
18. one Internet
19. Diablo 2+LoD expansion goodbye social life
20. a tube of super glue > Hello prank time
21. Twilight Alicorn Plushie
22. You get a MLP Soundtrack.
23. Luna themed Blankie BUCK YEA
24. A signed copy of lollipop chainsaw :3
25. An IOU from Stridershy
26. The entire set of Daring Do Novels
27. Discords Tooth
28. a dress made by rarity, I am FABULOUS
29. An Attorney
30. A dancing Gummy Figurine
31. A tattoo of my cutie mark
32. ponyfied Airbus A340 plane
33. another cookie for my avatar.
34. a metal box
35. a WWII Russian gas mask
36. Spike's bed
37. Spike message fire breath TROLL ZE CELESTIA
38. Dave The shiny Lunatone
39. an egg *hatches in 14 more posts*

 

Yes, they do.

You get: Rainbow Colored Dice.

*Inserts Kryptonite*

Spoiler: Inventory

Fluttershy Hoodie
A Bee named Pollux Castor
A Fabulous Lime
Beret
Apple iPhone 5
Phoenix Down
A Ton Of Stuff
Stridershy Video Game
Earplugs
Bag of Gold Powder
French Toast *Noms*
5 Gallon Gatorade Jug
Two $1 Bills
Corn
Tirek's Beard Folicles
AUD
1 RON Banknote
A Rock
What Remaining Gov't Money America Has
Banknote
Daft Punk CD
Mann Co. Supply Key
Whatever Was In The Briefcase From Pulp Fiction
Platinum Ore
A glorious BEARD *Dwarven War Scream*
A can of Nesquik
And old, broken, Level 3 Dispenser *Rolls Craft: Dispenser*
An image from DocPropane

Snails
Annoying Orange (UUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRGH)
Pocket Audience
A Fancy Comb For My Fancy Beard (Huzzah!)

 

You get Superman's powers and weaknesses (and the Kryptonite back).

*inserts chocolate coin*

Spoiler: Inventory

- Diamond-Plated Flamethrower
- Refill for my Avatar's Milkshake
- Sunglasses
- Pineapple and one coin change
- 5kn (Kuna) Coin
- Silver Fish Necklace
- Heavy Weapons Guy Eating My Sandvich.
- Luna plushie that speaks in the ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE every time I hug her.
- Painting of a Fractal

 

You get a Filly Fluttershy sipping on a milkshake. Congratulations!

*insert a used guitar pick*

 

You get a keytar
*inserts coin*

Spoiler: Sack O Loot

1. vynl scratch's homemade mac and cheese
2. a message that I forgot to put in a coin
3. a Real life Pinkie Pie :3
4. A cookie
5. Tickets to the OKC thunders Game
6. My coin Back D:
7. A new Vidya game
8. Google
9. 4chan gold account
10. A printer
11. A diamond tooth :3
12. DocPropane's old house
13. Double Stuffed oreos
14. A very Discontented Angel Bunny D: oh sweet Celestia no
15. A boss room Key
16. Surgery Coupon at DocPropane's Clinic
17. An MLP poster
18. one Internet
19. Diablo 2+LoD expansion goodbye social life
20. a tube of super glue > Hello prank time
21. Twilight Alicorn Plushie
22. You get a MLP Soundtrack.
23. Luna themed Blankie BUCK YEA
24. A signed copy of lollipop chainsaw :3
25. An IOU from Stridershy
26. The entire set of Daring Do Novels
27. Discords Tooth
28. a dress made by rarity, I am FABULOUS
29. An Attorney
30. A dancing Gummy Figurine
31. A tattoo of my cutie mark
32. ponyfied Airbus A340 plane
33. another cookie for my avatar.
34. a metal box
35. a WWII Russian gas mask
36. Spike's bed
37. Spike message fire breath TROLL ZE CELESTIA
38. Dave The shiny Lunatone
39. an egg *hatches in 10 more posts*
40. Rainbow Colored Dice.

 

You get a Psychology textbook.

*inserts my two cents (I'm in trouble)*

 

You get: 20 Dollars.

*Reinserts Kryptonite*

 

You get Atreyu's "The Curse" cd.

 

Inserts coin

 

You get an M1014. *inputs token*

Spoiler: Inventory

1. Pony covered in bacon
2. Pack of pony playing cards
3. Ponified version of Portal 2 for the PC
4. One (1) Equestrian bit
5. Pinkie Pie Plushie (Hasbro)
6. Wing suit
7. Pony poster
8. Celestia, Luna and Cadance blind bags
9. Basketball
10. Radio
11. Record containing the soundtracks of all Ace Attorney games
12. Swiss Cheese (Made in China)
13. Photo of Sessha's painting on the wall
14. Pen
15. Box
16. Guitar signed by Jimi Hendrix and Jimmy Page
17. Feathered hat
18. Refreshing bottle of water
19. Spork (disguised as spoon)
20. FHM Subscription
21. QuirkyUsername's tooth
22. New house
23. Vibrating potato.
24. PhD in doctoring
25. Wiki Cap
26. Guy Fawkes mask
27. My own theme song which plays wherever I go
28. Princess Celestia (Pink)
29. Silk handkerchief
30. Approximately one (1) money
31. Spare set of rustleproof jimmies
32. Mini Lyra brushable
33. Vinyl Scratch concert flyer
34. Diamond Tiara tiara
35. Harmonica with Applejack's cutie mark
36. Miniature Vending Machine Coin Bank
37. Sentient Miniature Pinkie Pie Plushie
38. Tuft of Saxton Hale's chest hair
39. Invitation to the Wonderbolt Academy
40. Wonderbolts beanie
41. Half-Life 2: Episode 3 (from the future)
42. Boat (I'M ON A BOAT MUTHAF***A TAKE A LOOK AT ME!)
43. Dragon Shield
44. Combine Pony
45. Propane tank filled with hidden goodies
46. Crystal Empire Crystal ball
47. Pair of Tongs
48. Portal Gun
49. Get Out Of Jail Free Card
50. Bionic arm (Hell yeah!)
51. Nintend 64 (+ full library of games)
52. Penny

 

You get all the cash Wiz Khalifa made the previous fiscal year.

*insert black & yellow coin

 

You get: Bees.

*Inserts an overused joke*

 

You get all the food that's in Rick Ross' fridge.

*insert the money I got from Ceddybu

 

You get: A note that says "I have your money now. Love, Vending Machine."

*Inserts Coin, at least I THINK it's a coin...*