Pony Vending Machine

As a result of putting in lods of emone you get back the sweet bro and hella jeff book along with a drawing of them with pony ears inside the cover.

*puts in 2 bits

 

You get: A Shave and a Haircut.

*Inserts 80 Dollars*

 

You get a red ipod nano (8GBs)

*inserts D'evils*

 

You get a catgirl. *inserts nyaa~*

Spoiler: Inventory

1. Two (2) ponies covered in bacon
2. Two (2) packs of pony playing cards
3. Two (2) ponified versions of Portal 2 for the PC
4. Two (2) Equestrian bits
5. Two (2) Pinkie Pie Plushies (Hasbro)
6. Two (2) Wing suits
7. Two (2) pony posters
8. Celestia, Luna and Cadance blind bags, two (2) of each
9. Two (2) basketballs
10. Two (2) radios
11. Two (2) records containing the soundtracks of all Ace Attorney games
12. Two (2) wheels of swiss sheese (Made in China)
13. Two (2) photos of Sessha's painting on the wall
14. Two (2) pens
15. Two (2) boxes
16. Two (2) guitars signed by Jimi Hendrix and Jimmy Page
17. Two (2) feathered hats
18. Two (2) refreshing bottles of water
19. Two (2) sporks (disguised as spoon)
20. Two (2) FHM subscriptions
21. Two (2) of QuirkyUsername's teeth
22. Two (2) new houses
23. Two (2) vibrating potatoes
24. Two (2) PhDs in doctoring
25. Two (2) Wiki Caps
26. Two (2) Guy Fawkes masks
27. My own theme song which plays wherever I go (twice)
28. Two (2) Celestias (Pink)
29. Two (2) silk handkerchiefs
30. Approximately two (2) money
31. Two (2) spare sets of rustleproof jimmies
32. Two (2) mini Lyra brushable
33. Two (2) Vinyl Scratch concert flyers
34. Two (2) Diamond Tiara tiaras
35. Two (2) harmonicas with Applejack's cutie mark
36. Two (2) Miniature Vending Machine Coin Banks
37. Two (2) sentient Miniature Pinkie Pie Plushies
38. Two (2) tufts of Saxton Hale's chest hair
39. Two (2) invitations to the Wonderbolt Academy
40. Two (2) Wonderbolts beanies
41. Two (2) copies of Half-Life 2: Episode 3 (from the future)
42. Two (2) Boats (I'M ON TWO BOATS MUTHAF***A TAKE A LOOK AT ME!)
43. Two (2) Dragon Shields
44. Two (2) Combine Ponies
45. Two (2) propane tanks filled with hidden goodies
46. Two (2) Crystal Empire Crystal balls
47. Two (2) Pairs of Tongs
48. Two (2) Portal Guns
49. Two (2) Get Out Of Jail Free Cards
50. Two (2) bionic arms
51. Two (2) Nintendo 64 consoles (+ two (2) full libraries of games)
52. Two (2) Pennies
53. Twice the cash Wiz Khalifa made last fiscal year
54. Two (2) deeds to Ponyville
55. Steampunk pegasus wings (Hot. Damn.)
56. Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff book (+drawing of them with pony ears inside the cover)

 

You get ALL of Deadmau5's CDs (you lucky son of a gun)

*inserts a CD

 

You get this boombox. *inserts gemstone*

Spoiler: Bag o' Booty

1. Two (2) ponies covered in bacon
2. Two (2) packs of pony playing cards
3. Two (2) ponified versions of Portal 2 for the PC
4. Two (2) Equestrian bits
5. Two (2) Pinkie Pie Plushies (Hasbro)
6. Two (2) Wing suits
7. Two (2) pony posters
8. Celestia, Luna and Cadance blind bags, two (2) of each
9. Two (2) basketballs
10. Two (2) radios
11. Two (2) records containing the soundtracks of all Ace Attorney games
12. Two (2) wheels of swiss sheese (Made in China)
13. Two (2) photos of Sessha's painting on the wall
14. Two (2) pens
15. Two (2) boxes
16. Two (2) guitars signed by Jimi Hendrix and Jimmy Page
17. Two (2) feathered hats
18. Two (2) refreshing bottles of water
19. Two (2) sporks (disguised as spoon)
20. Two (2) FHM subscriptions
21. Two (2) of QuirkyUsername's teeth
22. Two (2) new houses
23. Two (2) vibrating potatoes
24. Two (2) PhDs in doctoring
25. Two (2) Wiki Caps
26. Two (2) Guy Fawkes masks
27. My own theme song which plays wherever I go (twice)
28. Two (2) Celestias (Pink)
29. Two (2) silk handkerchiefs
30. Approximately two (2) money
31. Two (2) spare sets of rustleproof jimmies
32. Two (2) mini Lyra brushable
33. Two (2) Vinyl Scratch concert flyers
34. Two (2) Diamond Tiara tiaras
35. Two (2) harmonicas with Applejack's cutie mark
36. Two (2) Miniature Vending Machine Coin Banks
37. Two (2) sentient Miniature Pinkie Pie Plushies
38. Two (2) tufts of Saxton Hale's chest hair
39. Two (2) invitations to the Wonderbolt Academy
40. Two (2) Wonderbolts beanies
41. Two (2) copies of Half-Life 2: Episode 3 (from the future)
42. Two (2) Boats (I'M ON TWO BOATS MUTHAF***A TAKE A LOOK AT ME!)
43. Two (2) Dragon Shields
44. Two (2) Combine Ponies
45. Two (2) propane tanks filled with hidden goodies
46. Two (2) Crystal Empire Crystal balls
47. Two (2) Pairs of Tongs
48. Two (2) Portal Guns
49. Two (2) Get Out Of Jail Free Cards
50. Two (2) bionic arms
51. Two (2) Nintendo 64 consoles (+ two (2) full libraries of games)
52. Two (2) Pennies
53. Twice the cash Wiz Khalifa made last fiscal year
54. Two (2) deeds to Ponyville
55. Steampunk pegasus wings (Hot. Damn.)
56. Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff book (+drawing of them with pony ears inside the cover)
57. All of Deadmau5's CDs, all of them.

 

You get... boiled goose

*insert boom box speaker that I 'borrowed' from Adam Samberg*

 

You get the laugh track from Big Bang Theory.. *presses button and a uproariously audience laugh comes out*
*inserts a random coin*

 

You get a random Pokemon. *inserts Voltorb*

Spoiler: Bag o' Booty

1. Two (2) ponies covered in bacon
2. Two (2) packs of pony playing cards
3. Two (2) ponified versions of Portal 2 for the PC
4. Two (2) Equestrian bits
5. Two (2) Pinkie Pie Plushies (Hasbro)
6. Two (2) Wing suits
7. Two (2) pony posters
8. Celestia, Luna and Cadance blind bags, two (2) of each
9. Two (2) basketballs
10. Two (2) radios
11. Two (2) records containing the soundtracks of all Ace Attorney games
12. Two (2) wheels of swiss sheese (Made in China)
13. Two (2) photos of Sessha's painting on the wall
14. Two (2) pens
15. Two (2) boxes
16. Two (2) guitars signed by Jimi Hendrix and Jimmy Page
17. Two (2) feathered hats
18. Two (2) refreshing bottles of water
19. Two (2) sporks (disguised as spoon)
20. Two (2) FHM subscriptions
21. Two (2) of QuirkyUsername's teeth
22. Two (2) new houses
23. Two (2) vibrating potatoes
24. Two (2) PhDs in doctoring
25. Two (2) Wiki Caps
26. Two (2) Guy Fawkes masks
27. My own theme song which plays wherever I go (twice)
28. Two (2) Celestias (Pink)
29. Two (2) silk handkerchiefs
30. Approximately two (2) money
31. Two (2) spare sets of rustleproof jimmies
32. Two (2) mini Lyra brushable
33. Two (2) Vinyl Scratch concert flyers
34. Two (2) Diamond Tiara tiaras
35. Two (2) harmonicas with Applejack's cutie mark
36. Two (2) Miniature Vending Machine Coin Banks
37. Two (2) sentient Miniature Pinkie Pie Plushies
38. Two (2) tufts of Saxton Hale's chest hair
39. Two (2) invitations to the Wonderbolt Academy
40. Two (2) Wonderbolts beanies
41. Two (2) copies of Half-Life 2: Episode 3 (from the future)
42. Two (2) Boats (I'M ON TWO BOATS MUTHAF***A TAKE A LOOK AT ME!)
43. Two (2) Dragon Shields
44. Two (2) Combine Ponies
45. Two (2) propane tanks filled with hidden goodies
46. Two (2) Crystal Empire Crystal balls
47. Two (2) Pairs of Tongs
48. Two (2) Portal Guns
49. Two (2) Get Out Of Jail Free Cards
50. Two (2) bionic arms
51. Two (2) Nintendo 64 consoles (+ two (2) full libraries of games)
52. Two (2) Pennies
53. Twice the cash Wiz Khalifa made last fiscal year
54. Two (2) deeds to Ponyville
55. Steampunk pegasus wings (Hot. Damn.)
56. Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff book (+drawing of them with pony ears inside the cover)
57. All of Deadmau5's CDs (all of them)
58. BOILED GOOSE

 

You get all of the Pokemons, caught 'em all.

*inserts Yu-Gi-Oh card*

Spoiler: Inventory

- Diamond-Plated Flamethrower
- Refill for my Avatar's Milkshake
- Sunglasses
- Pineapple and one coin change
- 5kn (Kuna) Coin
- Silver Fish Necklace
- Heavy Weapons Guy Eating My Sandvich.
- Luna plushie that speaks in the ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE every time I hug her. (Woot!)
- Painting of a Fractal
- A Filly Fluttershy sipping on a milkshake. (Yay!)
- A PS3 and Seven Psychopaths on Blu-Ray.
- An Unstealthy Waffle, a stealthy toast's worst enemy. (*destroys the waffle*)
- An HD TV (plus an HDMI cable) for my PS3. (Time to watch Seven Psychopaths in HD. )

 

You get a Pokemon Trading Card.

*inserts a Nintendo 3DS*

 

You get a Nintendo 5000DS from your future self.

*inserts popcorn*

Spoiler: Inventory

- Diamond-Plated Flamethrower
- Refill for my Avatar's Milkshake
- Sunglasses
- Pineapple and one coin change
- 5kn (Kuna) Coin
- Silver Fish Necklace
- Heavy Weapons Guy Eating My Sandvich.
- Luna plushie that speaks in the ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE every time I hug her. (Woot!)
- Painting of a Fractal
- A Filly Fluttershy sipping on a milkshake. (Yay!)
- A PS3 and Seven Psychopaths on Blu-Ray.
- An Unstealthy Waffle, a stealthy toast's worst enemy. (*destroys the waffle*)
- An HD TV (plus an HDMI cable) for my PS3. (Time to watch Seven Psychopaths in HD. )
- A Pokemon Trading Card.

 

You got an overpriced Alicorn Twilight doll!

-Inserts Hasbro cease-and-desist letter-

 

You get a unfinished copy of MlP fighting is Magic: collectors edition

*inserts coin*

Spoiler: Sack O Loot

1. vynl scratch's homemade mac and cheese
2. a message that I forgot to put in a coin
3. a Real life Pinkie Pie :3
4. A cookie
5. Tickets to the OKC thunders Game
6. My coin Back D:
7. A new Vidya game
8. Google
9. 4chan gold account
10. A printer
11. A diamond tooth :3
12. DocPropane's old house
13. Double Stuffed oreos
14. A very Discontented Angel Bunny D: oh sweet Celestia no
15. A boss room Key
16. Surgery Coupon at DocPropane's Clinic
17. An MLP poster
18. one Internet
19. Diablo 2+LoD expansion goodbye social life
20. a tube of super glue > Hello prank time
21. Twilight Alicorn Plushie
22. [COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333]You get a MLP Soundtrack.
23. Luna themed Blankie BUCK YEA
24. A signed copy of lollipop chainsaw :3
25. An IOU from Stridershy
26. The entire set of Daring Do Novels
27. Discords Tooth
28. a dress made by rarity, I am FABULOUS
29. An Attorney
30. A dancing Gummy Figurine
[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR]31. A tattoo of my cutie mark
32. ponyfied Airbus A340 plane
33. another cookie for my avatar.
34. a metal box
35. a WWII Russian gas mask
36. Spike's bed
37. Spike message fire breath TROLL ZE CELESTIA
38. Dave The shiny Lunatone
39. an egg that hatched a rainbow dash :3
40. Rainbow Colored Dice.
41. A psychology Textbook
42. Tom (Rarity's Jewel).....don't tell her I have it D:
43. Erupting Burning Hoof video
44. Fluttershy :3
45. Luna's Blanket. that I will NEVER stop cuddling :3
46. A Quirkier Username
47. A second Sack o Loot incase this one fills up :3 how considerate

 

You received a Fishy Stick!

-inserts jar of pickled eggs-

 

You obtain: Deviled Eggs! How does that work? I don't know.

*Inserts tin can*

 

You received plutonium!

-inserts monkey-

 

You get a uranium-filled banana for your monkey!

*inserts cat*

Spoiler: Inventory

- Diamond-Plated Flamethrower
- Refill for my Avatar's Milkshake
- Sunglasses
- Pineapple and one coin change
- 5kn (Kuna) Coin
- Silver Fish Necklace
- Heavy Weapons Guy Eating My Sandvich.
- Luna plushie that speaks in the ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE every time I hug her. (Woot!)
- Painting of a Fractal
- A Filly Fluttershy sipping on a milkshake. (Yay!)
- A PS3 and Seven Psychopaths on Blu-Ray.
- An Unstealthy Waffle, a stealthy toast's worst enemy. (*destroys the waffle*)
- An HD TV (plus an HDMI cable) for my PS3. (Time to watch Seven Psychopaths in HD. )
- A Pokemon Trading Card.
- An overpriced Alicorn Twilight doll.

 

*was inserted*
You Get a Pack of Noodles!
*Inserts COIN*