You get: Arrested for destroying the vending machine. *One Comical Replacement of Vending Machines Later* *Inserts Banana
You get: A Taco Bell! (No, not Taco Bell. An actual bell made from Tacos.) *Inserts the broken hopes and dreams of children*
Insert any Dragon Ball Z game, Batman Arkham City and My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Season 1 Boxset in machine gets a scouter, Batman's cape and a shirt with Rarity on it.
You are slapped repeatedly and violently across the face with a letter that says: "READ THE BUCKING RULES, ALREADY!!!" -Inserts rage-