Pony Vending Machine

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  1. Fenris Rose

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    You get a trip to the Psychiatric Ward.

    -Inserts golf club-
     
    #2581 Fenris Rose, Apr 8, 2013
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    Birdbirdbirdie Sorry, I only date pigeons.

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    (EDIT: Ninja'd.
    Original for Vint: The vending machine thinks you're courting it and pounces you, maddened by the power of love.)

    Out comes a thousand angry golf balls. They are all members of a gang known as The Golf Club.

    *inserts a live horse*
     
    #2582 Birdbirdbirdie, Apr 8, 2013
    Last edited: Apr 8, 2013
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    *dances again in a straight jacket*
     
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    Birdbirdbirdie Sorry, I only date pigeons.

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    The Vending machine falls madly for you, but knows that his love is unrequited, as your jacket is a clear indicator that you must be straight. The Vending machine now eats ice cream to mend his mental wounds.

    *inserts a stolen beard*
     
    #2584 Birdbirdbirdie, Apr 8, 2013
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    Gets a Norelco trimmer.

    *shakes the machine*
     
    #2585 Rockout E. Stringer, Apr 8, 2013
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    You get nothing

    insert insert here <<<
     
    #2586 Timestopper Hay, Apr 8, 2013
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    Gets a handful of kibble.

    *plays a drum solo on the machine*
     
    #2587 Rockout E. Stringer, Apr 8, 2013
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    Insert what you get here <<<

    Insert Insert here <<<
     
    #2588 Timestopper Hay, Apr 8, 2013
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    Gets a massive headache.

    *insert aspirin*
     
    #2589 Rockout E. Stringer, Apr 8, 2013
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    You get 50 bucks

    inserts 50 bucks
     
    #2590 Timestopper Hay, Apr 8, 2013
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    You get $50 worth of 93/7 ground beef.

    *inserts booger*
     
    #2591 Rockout E. Stringer, Apr 8, 2013
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    Inserts CD
     
    #2592 Timestopper Hay, Apr 8, 2013
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    Gets an earful of Kenny G.

    *does the secret vending machine handshake*
     
    #2593 Rockout E. Stringer, Apr 8, 2013
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    Gets mugged by shop keepers

    Inserts epic Kenny G. music
     
    #2594 Timestopper Hay, Apr 8, 2013
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    Goes deaf.

    *b!@%$ slaps the machine*
     
    #2596 Rockout E. Stringer, Apr 8, 2013
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    Gets mugged by vending machines

    inserts ear piece into DerpDerp's ear
     
    #2597 Timestopper Hay, Apr 8, 2013
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    Gets soaked in waxy build-up.

    *inserts Q-tip*
     
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    Get mugged by magic toothbrushes

    Inserts toothpaste
     
    #2599 Timestopper Hay, Apr 8, 2013
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    Gets a shiny smile.

    *uses psychic powers to activate machine*
     
    #2600 Rockout E. Stringer, Apr 8, 2013
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