[4:34:54 PM] Lupr: Saikyo's real name is Rolf Weston. [4:34:56 PM] Lupr: Cool beans. [4:35:24 PM] CometGoat: What. [4:35:25 PM] CometGoat: What. [4:35:49 PM] CometGoat: But if you swap his Initials around. [4:35:52 PM] CometGoat: Wolf Reston. [4:36:20 PM] CometGoat: Wolf rest on yo' DEAD BODY FOO'
Ryu: Can I wear my "Legalize Stimpacks" T-Shirt to school, or is that depicting drug use? Me: My FACE depicts drug use! Wait... (Yes, that's actually his last name. I know a guy named Ryu. Your point is invalid.) Also, earlier this week: Me, after cutting myself accidentally with a pencil: "Ow! *licks cut* Blood... So moist and delicious..."
"So, Glyph of Chains of Frost is kind of terrible Dan you may wish to remove yourself from oncoming traffic." ^ One sentence. Today. Me
All of my quotes are weird as all hell out of context. They're weird as hell IN CONTEXT but that's not the point.
Wing Wong, my Computer Engineering teacher : "I 'C' what you did there..." Me, to my Calc teacher: "So, if you give out jellies, it makes other people jelly, so you give them out too, making more people jelly and therefore more jelly to give out... Profit!" EDIT: Oleg : I made out with someone for 26 minutes straight. Your point is invalid. Me: Who ws it? Oleg: I'm not sure, but that's not the point! Me: ... (Note, Oleg is about 14)
Me: "Autistic Man Walruses!" Grey: "Autistic Man Walruses..." Me: "Autistic Man Walruses?" Grey: "Autistic Man Walruses." And so on for about a minutes. Later that day... Me : "I can not pronounce because I am speak french with a swishy-swashy bvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv." Earlier that day, however: Me: "My mustache is a propeller." Lastly, this: Grey : "I shall make a non-sequitur! Oratory... Crocodile... Tread... Lobotomy!" Me: "Oratory Crocodile Tread Lobotomy?" Grey : "No, Oratory Crocodile Tread-Lobotomy. With a dash. A Rainbow Dash." And that is why I think most things make sense.
[11/8/2011 9:05:14 PM] Ace Sorou: Alright, so I set up this box on the side of my truck. [11/8/2011 9:05:15 PM] colinetzel: I am not here. [11/8/2011 9:05:28 PM] Ace Sorou: It has a big red button saying "Do not press." [11/8/2011 9:05:39 PM] Ace Sorou: If someone presses it, my car alarm goes off. [11/8/2011 9:06:01 PM] Ace Sorou: I'm gonna see how many people press it in a week. [11/8/2011 9:06:03 PM] Ace Sorou: ... [11/8/2011 9:06:08 PM] Ace Sorou: Hold on, BRB. [11/8/2011 9:08:27 PM] Ace Sorou: Kback. [11/8/2011 9:08:32 PM] Ace Sorou: Car alarm went off.
3:41 PM gilda: beeyyyotch ah claw yer ahas owt! 3:41 PM Trixie: *rips off shirt* 3:41 PM Trixie: *thumps chest* 3:41 PM Trixie: Come at me.
