"Don't live in the past. Don't live in the future. Live in the present, its a gift. That's probably why they call it the present." ~Atomic_Monkey4 (Me)~ "Evil is like a greedy woman. It works its way into our heart and destroys it from the inside out. Taking everything we love away from us, leaving us with only our sanity as to allow us to see what we've done." ~Atomic_Monkey4 (Me)~ "Holding onto anger is like grasping onto a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; You are the one who gets burned." ~Buddha~
"there is being a suspicious serpent inside wodes wonderful wellingtons" "If you do a find of spooky serpent in footwear awaiting nibbles and bibbles of twinkle toes set shoe on fire and cry until you do a and also 100% doing a work every time the Wild West Wode guarantee" "do a hippity hop and a flippity flop when you do sees of your mother and give her a kiss and hug as well because she loves you" -Detective Wode
"Its one thing taking them prisoners and threaten them, but when you actually hurt somebody that is going to far!"
“The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be” -Marcel Pagnol
"#yolo" ~Basically anyone on the internet post october '13. Usually ironically. @see #hashtag, #twitter, @BILL_NYE__THO
"petrol prices are understandable when you think about the fact that it is really liquid explosive dinosaurs"
"You know how a picture is worth a thousand words?" "Lemons." "Yes." This is a snippet from an actual conversation I - just recently - had with a friend of mine.
They may hurt me, torture me, boil me in oil...then they will have my dead body, but not my obedience -Gandhi
Clone High Quotes! Joan: I'm so angry I could kiss you! Abe: What was that? Joan: I said I'm so angry I could...piss...glue... Abe: I've never heard that. Joan: It's a very common expression. Joan of Arc: [referring to Cleo's bra] Why don't you just take the tissues out and it'll fall off? Cleopatra: [gasps] You signed a nondisclosure agreement! I hope you have good lawyers, because I'm gonna sue your hand-me-down pants off, bleacher trash! Abe: Girls, girls, girls! You're both human beings. You both put your bras on one leg at a time. Glen the Janitor: Ponce was like a son to me... probably because he was my foster son... my DEAD foster son. [sobs] Son, I just want you to know-- Scudworth: Oh, janitor! Some kid threw up in the hallway. Could you make with the sawdust and clean it up? Glen: I'm... kinda delivering my son's eulogy, here. Scudworth: Yeeeah... If you could just do it now, your son will still be dead when you get back. Scudworth: Maybe we could have dinner. Perhaps the Olive Garden. It's like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype! Shadowy Figure: We were thinking somewhere more...intimate. Your house, next Friday, no dairy. Please.[transmission ends] Scudworth: Dammit! I haven't been to the Olive Garden in, like, forever!
