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    “I expect nothing of man, and disown the race. The only folly is expecting what is never attained; man is most contemptible when compared with his own pretensions. It is better to laugh at man from outside the universe, than to weep for him within.”
    -H.P. Lovecraft
     
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    Are you familiar with the old robot saying, 'DOES NOT COM-PUTE'?"
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    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    [3:17:15 PM] Dragonbait: On 07/16/2014, at 3:07 PM, Fulcrum (o Cloudchaser o) wrote:
    > Why can't you be easy!
    Yeah, you should know about being easy ;D
    [3:17:37 PM] Fulcrum (o Cloudchaser o): I am easy
    [3:17:38 PM] Fulcrum (o Cloudchaser o): wait
    [3:17:40 PM] Fulcrum (o Cloudchaser o): ...
    [3:17:42 PM] Fulcrum (o Cloudchaser o): **** you
    [3:17:47 PM] Fulcrum (o Cloudchaser o): :p
     
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    "I am two-hundred and twenty-seven million kilometers from the sun. Its light is already ten minutes old. It will not reach Pluto for another two hours. Two hours into my future, I observe meteorites from a glass balcony, thinking about my father. Twelve seconds, into my past, I open my fingers. The photograph is falling. I am watching the stars. Halley's Comet tumbles through the solar system on its great, seventy-six year ellipse. My father admired the sky for its precision. He repaired watches. It's 1945, I sit in a Brooklyn kitchen, fascinated by an arrangement of cogs on black velvet. I am sixteen years old. It is 1985. I am on Mars. I am fifty-six years old. The photograph lies at my feet; falls from my fingers, is in my hand. I am watching the stars, admiring their complex trajectories through space and time. I am trying to give a name to the force that set them in motion."

    Dr. Manhattan (Jonathan Osterman)
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    "Horses were never wrong. They always did what they did for a reason and it was up to you to figure it out."

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    "There is a code inside of us all. A system of hard-wired laws and functions. There are mysteries in our minds; secrets in our souls. We must dig deep inside ourselves to find out what lies beneath the code.

    Have You Found The Ghosts In The Code Of Who You Are?"

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    Malachi: My Lord, the infidels on your back no longer believe in you. They say their prayers go unheeded.

    Bender: Of course they go unheeded! How am I supposed to hear prayers coming out of my ass?

    Futurama: Godfellas (Season 4, Episode 8)
     
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    Clothes make the man. Naked people have little to no influence on society.
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    "I hope you're all republican"

    Ronald Reagan, to his surgeons after surviving an assassination attempt
     
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    And shepherds we shall be,
    For Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
    In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.


    Prayer from the Boondock Saints
     

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