"You realize if anyone were to listen to this conversation, we'd be institutionalized, right?" - Everyday of my life. "Well slap a strawberry on my head and call me fruity!" - I don't remember why I said it but it ended the discussion. "Comedy is about taking something that's not funny and lying about it." - True in most cases. "Promise me you'll do what you have to if I get bitten. I don't want to sparkle in the sunlight." - Oddly enough, I do like Twilight Sparkle. "I wouldn't throw you under the bus. It'd be more of a gentle toss." - I didn't mean it but I thought it was funny. -Nights
"You think you're ready for my rhymes? You'll soon be green as envious limes --- I see you're not yellow, fellow, but I don't want to make you BLUE! So get a CLUE and pur-pull the plug before you play, or I'LL ARRANGE A RAINBOW ON YOUR PARADE!" ~Punsie McHale
"This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem." -Joe Rogan
"Nobody is flawless.The difference is, some will try to get up from it, while others tend to go cry and do nothing."-Me.
"While I recognize and appreciate your company's willingness to hire the mentally handicapped, I wish you would consider not hiring them exclusively." -Me, to a Target store manager
"Peace, love, happiness. Take care of each other, take care of your friends, take care of your family. Hey, if you wanna smoke weed, smoke weed. If you don't wanna smoke weed, don't smoke weed. This is f---ing America, you do what you want to do because you have the right to do what you want to do. And if anybody tells you any different, what do you say? F--- YOU!" ~Chester Bennington
