Math teahcer: "Inter-relation. A to the Happy face is what? ... Well, A to the Happy face is what? ... A to the Happy face is... Wait what?" Self confusion.
Sister: "You know? You really have to hand it to short people sometimes, cause they can't reach it themselves."
After more conversations full of 'ddde', I see something strange. [BACKSTORY!] DGLi (someone not on this forum I think. Unless I'm wrong) is solving integrals on the board. He is failing. I see this and ask: "Can I facepalm yet?" Since then, every day, at least once, someone asks me if they can facepalm yet. [/BACKSTORY!] Me, after strange happenings : "Wat." The rest of the class : "Wat" (5 minutes of "wat" later) Teacher : "Can I facepalm yet?" Me : "Yes, young padawan." Then we all facepalmed. The lulzing did not stop for several minutes.
I found this wiccan 'law' very appealing to the brony community. An it harm none, do what ye will. Interpretation: As long as you're not hurting anyone (anything), you can do what you want and be yourself no matter what.
That's only mildly disturbing. "Sweet mother of Tomato, Pizza is now a vegetable, when Tomato is actually a fruit. My mind is now Potato." -Me
My dad, after trying my attempts at fried green peas: "I feel like a dragon. I want to fly away and burn things by yelling." Me, right after: "It's not so spicy..."*goes to drink about 2 pints of water in futility.*
^ Reminded me Computer engineering teacher: "Is the glass half full or half empty?" Me: "Neither. It's structurally twice as large as it should be."
Madoka's mom: "Being an adult is hard, Madoka. That's why we have hard liquor." Madoka: "I can't wait to get drunk with you, mom!" Mom: "Madoka, I am proud. Grow faster." Parenting.
"The Flames of Revenge... couldn't even roast a Marshmallow." -Vergil "Might is Strength, and without strength, you cannot protect anything, let alone yourself." -Vergil "Did I say that? Yeah? Good. I meant it. I hope it sinks in you like the Titanic." -Jacob Beaver Oh, let me clarify: It's not OUR Vergil, heheh. It's a different one.
LeftEpicBroHoof: Yay twilights head http://goo.gl/qNopU 45min of art experiance GO. Also she doesent get a horn yet cause I am lazy xHARLEYx: xD Lazy people unite! ... once ... we feel like getting up Peppy in Socks: lol Peppy in Socks: I'll be with you! As soon... as i finish... sleeping... xHARLEYx: Awesome! Well... maybe after eating and watching some ponies on TV... xHARLEYx: And thus, Club Procrastination was born! Sadly, Club Procrastination hasn't been made official as... the paperwork has yet to be sent in... let alone... completed. Peppy in Socks: dashiepie is good ship xHARLEYx: DashiePie is best ship <_< xHARLEYx: S.S. DashiePie. Eeyup. Best ship.
I feel bad quoting myself but it wouldn't have happened if not for other ponies! elementofchaos7: *throws pie at Harley* xHARLEYx: PIE! *noms it* testyal1: Pie is tasty. elementofchaos7: d'oh! xHARLEYx: My pie is tast--- that sounded less dirty in my head... it really did... then I read it out loud and was like "...*facehoof*"
