Here's a longer one. I was having a conversation with Cyberpony on Skype and we got into a conversation about sexuality (All G-rated, I assure you). He said the following and I said, "If I could +rep you on Skype, I would!" "The first two relationships" refers to w/w and m/m relationships (m/w was the third), and this was in reference to the double-standard that w/w is more accepted in society than m/m: Potentially more suitable for The Gay Thread, but I figured it deserves some time in the spotlight in this thread as well.
I've been saying this for quite a while now. It just isn't right to govern what other people do with their relationships. Of course, 5 months ago I would have called Cyber insane and walked away. So that's what you were multitasking with... Makes sense now.
So, Physics class. Matt: It's Sammy's birthday! Teacher: Really? Sammy: No it isn't. Matt: Yes it is! You just don't remember. Sammy: What? Me: We have to sing Happy Birthday then! Teacher: Yes we should. Sammy: No! It's not my birthday. *And then we sang out of spite.* *And then Sammy did all of the head desk*
Physics class: DGLi: *puts paper clip in hair* I amz purrty! Me: Hmm... -5 minutes later- Me: Here. Have an origami butterfly. DGLi: *barely stops self from rofling, then paper-clips butterfly to hair.* -5 more minutes later- Me: Here, have an origami fan. DGLi: *takes fan with pokerface* I am a lady now. And then we put on "It's Time to Say Goodbye" and sing it with our opera voices. I sing the male voice, he sang the female one for lulz. Then Moongu barges in and starts singing along. Then Sabs barges in to sing along. Then the rest of the class starts singing. Then we left as if nothing happened, leaving a confused crowd of listeners outside. My class wins at opera. ------------------------------------------------ "We could not show you this presentation because our internet is version 6, and we can't upgrade to version 9." ------------------------------------------------ *a data packet explodes in a networking presentation (unrelated to above)* James: NO! My JPEG artifacts! ------------------------------------------------
Correction for above. "We could not show you this presentation because our internet is version 4, and we can't upload to version 9."
greyOne's math teacher quotes: "Are you grade 9? Peekaboo!" -------------------------------------------------- "If I give you $10, will you drop this course?" -------------------------------------------------- "If you don't work, I will bias against you. Like statistical bias, but against you."
"All you have to look forward to is PAIN AND SUFFERING!" "Oh yeah, did anyone tell you your mommy dresses you funny?" *zing*
