She's not real and a mere figment of your mind as you roll around in a cell in a psych ward I have 1 dollar!
I stole it. I can't feel guilt, and have infinite respawns with a shotgun . So my life is basically Saints Row
But everyone hates you and you are assainated I hug favorite pet Zoe Trent and favorite Mane Six Rarity then I go to the Dragon Ball Z world and get Goku to teach them The Fusion Dance now they are fused and called Zoity then I hug Zoity and have the best thirty minutes of fun ever.
Then you wake up and are now depressed. I gave a bum $20 and he invested it and became a millionaire!
But then the bum spends all his money on useless junk and is now broke again I receive ninja training from the 2012- present version Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
You were trained by Michelangelo. You attempted to use the training in a fight, and got killed almost instantly. I have a meatloaf sandwich!
It has mold on it and you get sick from eating molded rotten food Twilight Sparkle is ready to start her first day of being a alicorn princess.
It was evidence in a crime. Having it in your possession has made you the prime suspect. I just found my leftover Christmas candy!
It's spoiled, but you drink it anyway. I killed my family in a murderous rage after the third MLP season!