Rain on my Parade

Silly, you thought Space Ace wasn't broken. You're going back in.

I found the key to everything

 

It only unlocks doors to empty rooms.

I made the best sandwich ever.

 

But a poor man stole it

I go to both Downtown City and Equestria therefore hanging out with all of the characters from My Little Pony and Littlest Pet Shop in the process.

 

However you get lost on your way there

My mom finally got a new hip

 

Really, the modern Ninja Turtles,

Geez, the 80s-90s one will always be best Ninja Turtles

 

I go to The Training Field in The Hidden Leaf Village and Naruto teaches me how to do Jutsu and after quickly graduating from The Ninja Academy I become a Genin rank ninja.

 

then you realize it's just a dream (sorry, lame response I know)

I will gain a sense of direction.

 

But it winds up being the wrong one and you get lost

Fighting is Magic becomes a real fighting game that you can play on video game consoles and i'm the first Brony in Georgia to buy a copy.

 

Cease and desist from Hasbro for using their characters

I gain more power

 

Sadly, the power company is charging more per hour. If only you were a flaming figure of judgement who rides motorcycles for a living.

I found a puppy!

 

But its rabid.

I just got a new ps3 for christmas

 

Yeah, well you ain't manager yet. Are ya Fry Boy?

I bought a pony made of pure diamond.

 

Turns out all the diamonds are engraved with the phrase "I like d***"
(couldnt think of anything else...its a freakin' diamond pony.)

I just got accepted to a 4 year computer science university

 

Everyone speaks in a dead language, and you learn nothing.


I just won a million dollars!

 

Of a pea

I'm a wall of reinforced concrete!!

 

That's no problem for The Hulk, "Hulk smash puny wall."

I am now the strongest Brony in the world.

 

Drinks a cursed potion, & becomes weak

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