Rain on my Parade

Nobody can see you, and you end up getting knocked off a ten-story building.

I finally remembered to post an accomplishment! (Seriously though, sorry about that. I've been kinda out of it.)

 

I found a portal to Equestria

 

It warps you underground, and you suffocate.

I just completed Final Fantasy VIII!

 

But it turned out to be the worst Final Fantasy game you've ever played

I had the best weekend ever (not really although I did have alot of fun)

 

But then it breaks and you have to buy another one

I made Twitter and Facebook pages on Friday night (I really did no joke)

 

There's no need to rain on that, it's horrible enough as is

I beat Bioshock Infintie on 1999 mode

 

But your copy stops working within a few days so you have to buy a new copy

I forgot what I was going to post (not really sorry for not being very creative)

 

You get insulted for pointless post. No seriously.

24/7 looping of being forced to watch something you hate

 

He was a hitman set out to kill you

I escaped the Canadian police

 

But then you get arrested shortly afterwards for doing another crime

I beat the high score on (insert name of game here)

 

It's erased FOREVER

They make a Duke Nukem game that DOESN'T suck

 

But you suddenly become broke and can't buy it

My laptop broke (not really)

 

And that's good, how?

I romance Princess Luna

 

Dante beats the crap out of you, steals the Princess, and saves the day!

I get an M-1 Abrams

 

I don't know what that is but you bought a faulty product and wind up misfiring and shooting yourself by accident

Dragon Ball Z vs My Little Pony has been released for PS3, Xbox 360 and Wii.

 

It's got DBZ, it's awful already

I found aliens that are peaceful!