Rain on my Parade

I kill it with fire because Pokemans suck.

I get Digimans instead.

 

I stomp on your so-called "Digimans" for disgracing the Pokemon name.

I have Galade's elbow blades.

 

They are made of cardboard

I have a cupcake

 

Pinkie Pie ate it

I hugged Zoe Trent and Rarity today

 

They don't exist.

I hugged a girl today.

 

She slapped you and then flew into space

SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

You're just dreaming that you're in space

I have the Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan and can go Super Saiyan 4.

 

Its just a dream and you are really in SPACE!!!!!!

REAL SPACE!!!!!

 

It is out to kill you

I can breath in space. And I have the space core SPACE!!!!

 

No you don't

I got a new pony shirt. **** YEAH!!!

 

Its fake and it says I hate ponies

i'm On the moon

 

You forgot to put a helmet on

Timestopper stops saying SPACE and everything relating to SPACE

 

No he doesn't. He never ever stops ever and never ever will.

I bought Vanilla milk.

 

its chocolate

I am now in space hangin out with aliens

 

They turn out to be preparing you for their new gourmet soup.

I have bacon. I. HAVE. BACON.

 

Its deadly

I killed the aliens and now I'm flying in space SPACE!!!!!!!!

 

You find out that you being in Space was completely a dellusional fantasy and that you have severe mental schizophrenia.

Jesus?

 

Maybe.
I won.

 

Also delusions.

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

Edit: Just realised what you did SPT homg take it back you win.