Retarded hilarious story

On another forum someone named Bronies and Me had just joined and started spamming the chat box asking how to make a new thread and making everyone facehoof. When he finally figured it out, he posted the stupidest story about a pony named Bob. It was so funny and dumb that people started making fan art and stuff about Bob. Anyway here it is. Finish what you're eating because this will make you choke.

If you don't want to read, watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4ymgg5qe5g

"Yay, you're reading it. I'll just try to keep this short: I've been looking for people like you that can animate great and make it similar to the actual mlp show. So basically what I want to do is a series on youtube that is a parody of mlp. This also isn't fan fiction of any kind, and no, I'm not a brony. So the story will have action, but mostly it's emotional. It's a depressing story that goes against everything that mlp: "friendship is magic" teaches. Aren't you excited. Time to flood a barrage of my dumb ideas into your head. It's about a new pegasus (let's name him Bob because i don't know what to name him) who comes to Ponyville who doesn't know how to fly, is just learning how to talk, and has no cutie mark, except for a scar on one side of his flank that came from the fire of his house that killed his parnts and made Bob have a trauma that made him forget his past and is caused by his powerful unicorn twin brother who hates Bob because his parents would hate him for being the only unicorn in the family and loved Bob, all based on the *words* they used, and will continue to try to ruin Bob's life and make everyone turn against him while remaining in hiding and letting no one know that he exists. For the next couple of weeks Bob will be blamed for the murders (there will only be 1 or 2 so the story doesn't get cheesy and stupid just like you're already think that it is) of ponies cause because if Bob says a single *word* to somebody, his brother kills that pony. Since no one has been killed before in this perfect country of Equestria, everyone in Ponyville freaks out and blames Bob because he just got there. Bob also blames himself for all those deaths cause he doesn't know he has a twin brother, so he's already depressed because other ponies got killed before he came to Ponyville, especially on the train wreck that happened on his way to Ponyville. so now Twilight will go insane and try to discover new powerful magic to make Bob suffer the most. Fluttershy will first think that Bob is innocent and will help him for some time, but then will become convinced that he killed all those ponies and will use her stare and make Bob kill himself. That will be the first time Bob dies in this story, but since his brother wants him to suffer as much as possible, and since he is already in control of the most powerful unicorn magic because he was born in a family that was 100% pegasus, he makes him come back to life many times so he can suffer the pain of life and death again and again. But the most conflict will be between Bob and Rainbow Dash, who becomes addicted to trying to kill Bob. Throughout the story they'll have several confrontations and fistfights (or hooffights for you bronies) and violent pegasus chases Any normal pony will try to kill/capture Bob if he sees him. Now the world is against Bob for something he didn't do, and he has no friends, and he has to be in hiding for the rest of his life. One day Bob will finally meet his twin brother and will learn that all those deaths weren't his fault. Now he changes from being depressed to taking trying to take revenge on his brother, but since he's the most powerful unicorn, it's kind of hard to do that. Later on in the story he will be captured and brought to Princess Celestia. Bob will say something like "I didn't do it" but Celestia wont believe him and will turn him into stone. The ponies will then break the stone monument cause they're angry pricks, but when they look inside it, will be hollow because Bob's brother saved him. Now Celestia gets the fun opportunity to get killed because Bob talked to her. Some time later, Bob's twin brother will go into the castle, kill all the guards with his magic, and will have a small magical fight with Celestia, who will be beaten and killed. One guard will see him and escape and say that the murderer was Bob (because they're twin brothers...except Bob's a pegasus but people are stupid like that when they hate someone.) But now that Celestia's dead, her little sister Luna has to take the job of raising both the sun and the moon, and since she's too young for that, she'll die after a month or two from the pressure of the job. I guess we can have her horn explode or something but im trying to make this not cheesy. Now Equestria is in eternal sunset because Luna was able to raise the sun that much before dying. And now that both of the princesses are dead, the spirit that holds up Canterlot will dissipate and it will collapse (because it's on a cliff.) For some reason Bob will be there, and Rainbow Dash will find him and they will have another vicious pegasus chase through the falling, crashing buildings of Canterlot. How thrilling. So yeah...that's some main stuff that will happen. There will be two or three alternate endings, but all of them will be depressing and deep. There is no happy ending. All of Bob's effort will go to nothing except in one ending, and he'll die unwanted and hated, accused of something he never did. There's a ton of gaps in the story because I didn't bother making the rest up because I though it would never get animated and published. Yay...you're done reading. I told you I'd keep it short. This story is just too cheesy in it's written form, and after reading it you haven't gotten sad at all, but I promise that it'll be way better than it sounds and maybe get a couple thousand views on Youtube. Time to be made fun of and rejected Yay!"

 

yes indeed