Ridley + Asmo = ???

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  1. Vanagandr

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    Nightshade bowed, then stood up and shook her head.
    "No, my lord. This is Raven, my... new marefriend, I guess? I've known her for all of a day...
    Anyway, she wanted to meet you, so here we are."

    Discord shrugged, and turned himself into a statue on a pedestal.
    "Ah, my tragic fate. Reduced to a mere tourist attraction."
     
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    Raven raised an eyebrow. "Weren't you just that for about a thousand years?"
     
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    Discord poofed back to his abnormal self and threw his arm dramatically across his forehead.
    "Such cruelty from such a young pony!
    To remind me of my tragic and unjust imprisonment!"
     
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    "I uhh..." Raven tilted her head. "Didn't mean to offend?"
     
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    "Oh, don't worry your pretty little head about it. I'm not offended, little pony."
    He shrugged.
    "Well, since you came all this way to see me, I suppose I should at least invite you two in."
    Instantly, Raven and Nightshade found themselves in the house, sitting on a couch that seemed to be snoring.

    Discord called out from the kitchen, "Would you like something to drink?"
     
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    "Oh!" Raven looked around. "I guess I shouldn't be surprised. This couch snoring?"
    She then called back to the kitchen, "Ah, anything with caffeine?"
     
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    Discord brought in three tall glasses of very strong espresso.
    "I brought him to life so I wouldn't have to walk all the way to the couch when I was tired."
    He handed the two of the drinks to the ponies, and took the third for himself.
     
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    "Convenient. But why not make the kitchen come to you?" Raven took a swig of her beverage.
     
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    "Do you have any idea what a nightmare it is trying to keep dishes in disorder when you bring them to life? Last time I tried that, I walked in and found all of the silverware clean and neatly organized." He shuddered. "It was madness."
     
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    "Ya need teenage dishes. They'll never be organized again."
     
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    "I like the way you think."
    He looked the pair over, and tilted his head curiously.
    "So what's a nice little Bat like you doing with her?"
     
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    "Truth be told, sir." Raven took another swig from her espresso and wiped her chin. "She's awesome, so why not?"
     
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    I can say SCAT!

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    Discord chuckled. "Oh, never mind. You'll find out soon enough."

    "What's that supposed to mean?" Nightshade snapped.

    "Oh, you know... you do have a history..."
     

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