Steal the cookie

*snatches the cookie from Dragon while passing by*
*hides the cookie in the diamond while standing on the hill*

(Allusion to the two other threads like this.)

 

*blows up hill with TNT and takes the burt cookie and diamond and goes into the Nether where the crater is a hill*

 

*Kills Kiddo with Ponies.*
~Takes cookies and destroys Nether Portal~

 

*Respawns in the Nether*
*Builds another Portal and exits the Nether*
*craft another cookie*

 

*Kills Kiddo for hax*
*Destroys all cookies but one*
*Enters his private cloud and locks all doors/windows/portals and other dimensions*

 

*Respawns again and puts on Diamond Armor*
*crafts another cookie and seals it in the Void*

 

*deletes Kiddo's Minecraft copy :Trollestia:
~Takes the cookie and hands it over to :Trollestia:

 

*Uses time spell, steals cookie using helicopter and asks trollestia if she likes mmmmmmbananas
*goes back to prehistoric times and buries cookie to turn into fossil