The god of Light and goddess of Darkness(Parson)

"This river takes us to Ponyville, but I'm headed to the Everfree, hoping to come back with blood of an animal willing to attack me, hopefully pissing of aunt-lestia..."

 

"Why?" Jackie asked with a (what the name of The Soviet Union are you doing!)kind of look.

 

"I like to aggravate celestia, it's fun seeing her freak out.", equinox laughs

 

"Well that might give her a heart attack."

 

"Oh c'mon, she's seen me and a guard corvette in fake blood, crawling to her, pretending to be screaming in pain...", equinox bursts out in laughter

 

Jackie laughs too "Yea thats really funny."

 

"Yeah...", equinox says, putting a hoof on Jackie & teleporting them to the edge of the Everfree

 

The predator from the movie Predator jumps out a portal.

 

(What! What are you talking about?)

 

The predator pulls out a guitar and wails on it.

 

(Alright, that's alittle much...)

 

"alright get out of here." Jackie said pushing him back into the portal.

 

Equinox heads into the forest, ignoring the alien

 

"That was...strange."

 

"Very...", equinox says softly, then says,"try to look for some sorta strong monster..."

 

A pink monkey swings in and says "I'll give a back rub for a banana."

 

Equinox summons a cutlass into her hooves, it emiting a red essence

 

Jackie throws the monkey into a ditch "What is that?"

 

"A sword I summon, made for severing..."

 

"Sweeeet"Jackie said looking at the sword.