The Haiku Thread

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  1. Tech Tea

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    And you think that you shall?
    I type out my haiku.
    You have no chance my friend.
     
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    That ain't a haiku
    Should be seven syllables
    On that middle line.

    Yours had eight, you see.
    Haikus can be different, though.
    Yours is one of those.

    Darkshine ninja'd me
    I was talking about Snow
    ...eggs bacon ad cheese
     
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    You cannot withstand!
    I shall always win haikus
    Now step back and lose
     
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    I wont step back and lose.
    I am sorry for the trouble.
    As you see the victory is mine.
     
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    Snow The Snowiest of Snows
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    Victory is mine
    You can not beat my haikus
    I am the master!
     
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    Attention all planets of the Solar Federation
    Attention all planets of the Solar Federation
    Attention all planets of the Solar Federation
    We have assumed control
    We have assumed control
    We have assumed control.
     
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    You were the master Snow,
    Its the apprentice time.
    So back down and watch me rise.
     
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    The student shall stay
    For the student can not win
    For they were only taught
     
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    Every rose has its thorn.
    I'm afraid to say this.
    Your staring to bore me.
     
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    I'm starting to see
    Why this thread died long ago
    ...actually I don't.
     
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    You guys simply can't
    Win, it is already gone
    For I have won this
     
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    Snow I am afraid to say.
    Thats your Haikus have failed today.
    Pack your bags now.
     
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    I will not do so
    For you can not beat those that
    Have already won
     
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    Clearly you are looking.
    At the wrong dimension.
    I recommend the door.
     
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    I am quite certain
    That I am looking to right
    That I have won this
     
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    Think twice my friend.
    This battle was indeed won.
    But the victor is me.
     
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    I do believe not
    For it is obvious
    That I have won this
     
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    I'm afraid your haiku's
    Seem supremely pathetic.
    I see the victors me.
     
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    refrigerator
    refrigerator I say
    refrigerator
     
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