3145) Forget about bribery and get down to some good old fashioned physical violence. Or throw a party. Whichever seems most logical at the time.
3153) Accidentally Watergate the entire thing. (That is the first time that I've used that as a verb.)
It's really satisfying to know that someone can prove a point without getting all hostile about it. I'm guilty of being really confrontational with mine sometimes, but I just can't argue with your conclusion here, because you're absolutely right. While the whole thing with publicity still stands for me... you've made me realize the actual problem. So thank you.
3159 leave a stretch armstrong toy on mister fantatics bed and then pick on him, asking if he will stop being able to stretch when his corn syrup dries up too
3160) Retrieve the Stretch Armstrong doll. That Armstrong doll has been passed through the family for generations! Spoiler: FOR GENERATIONS