The Instructions Game!

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  1. donwolfani

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    1050 go on localpublic library wifi, hack the wireless routerand kick every machine but yours off the wifi.

    (my library has no security, just using the manufacturr password i could conceiveably do this right nowwhileposting this)
     
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    1051. Have a panic attack about how poorly the above post has been typed. The spelling, grammar and (lack of) capitalization are all making me cry. You even have 3 distinct words stuck together into one. You made use of a comma after an introductory participial phrase once, but then subsequently failed to use it the next relevant occurrence of the clause. What are you doing?

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    1051. Troll the above poster.
     
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    1053. Complain that the new iOS looks like the illegitimate child of Android and Windows Phone.


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    1054) Throw your phone, and every one else near you's, off the side of the bridge and into the raging river below.
     
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    1055. Repeat as necessary.
     
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    1057) Feel some good vibrations.
     
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    actually that is because of this keyboard not picking up spaces as well as other things at times.
    you see this replacement keyboardb is one of the flexible rubber ones for portability and as much as i try to do so I simply can't catch every screw up this or my phone's touchscreen keyboard make on here.

    also 2013, wants proper gramar, on the internet of all places... lol sir I am an american equestrian, in america english was long ago replaced by a combination of 1337 speak and gibberish.
    that thar is what we adopted equestrian princes call a troll back lol

    ok so on with the fun

    1058 question what is vibrating
     
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    For hwa gerád doth hearsay swelc things? Englisc'sy séo spræc wé must áwreðian!

    1059. Bryce Englisc swá ácwiðeen 1500 geres hwíl.
     
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    1060) Use an online translator to understand just what the hell step 1059 means.
     
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    1060. Realize that step 1059 is actually in English.
     
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    1062) Locate the friggin' ð key on an American computer.
     
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    1063. Realize you can type ð by using Alt + 0240. Just Press Alt, then on your numpad, hit (one-by-one) 0, 2, 4, 0. Release Alt. You have learned Windows today. ð.
     
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    1064) give up when trying and realize how long you've been reading instructions
     
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    1066. Turn the TV off.
     
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    1067) Eat some Cheetos.
     
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    1068) go back to the bowl and add some brownies
     
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    1069. Wonder if the creator of the preceding rule has any affiliation to Black Rose Immortal.
     

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