2164) tell one of the human doctors, he replies telling you that you are still slightly under the affects of a hallucinogen.
2168) attempting to rule the universe backfires, because the universe only contains living beings on your own planet, which is ruled by multiple different sections of government, and you really can't control any of them. You attempt to take over the government in the state you are currently in, but that fails and you are thrown in jail.
2176) become ashes amongst those of the burnt building. When the mcdonalds is rebuilt, your spirit shall be haunting it.
2179) realize the manager has NO control over the cost of things. at all. instead... possess the toilet to do the thing that some fancy toilets do where they squirt water and confuse and worry most, if not ALL patrons of the restaurant.