2343) remain dead because your entire body lacks any form of air from floating in space for more than 1/8 of a second.
2344) Get revived again and THIS time put on a fishbowl, cause everybody knows that fishbowls make it so that you can breath in SPAAAAAAACCCCCEEEEE!!!!!!!!
2347) be unable to find any canned bread on mars, because wheat only existed on earth, which you blew up!
2348) Build an alternate dimension portal out of stuff on mars to try to go to an alternate dimension in which you didn't blow up earth, but instead get teleported to equestria.
2349) don't learn from your past mistakes. blow up equestria and end up on mares. ("lol horse pun of mars" you think to yourself)
2350) Build ANOTHER trans dimensional portal and go through it, only this time end up in a twisted equestria where EVERYPONY is an alicorn!
2351) find the leader of the alicorns/worst villain of them. this is clearly a horrible au thought up by a 5 year old, and the leader or supervillain is their terrible oc and the single most powerful being in the universe.
2353) punching the queen alicorn gets you immediately thrown in the dungeons, and it most assuredly did not kill the magical pegacorn creature who is easily 5 times your size, seeing as after all this you seem to have forgotten you are still a human baby.