The Person Above You

^ is roundest ball

 

^has the hardest boot to kick balls

 

^ is bad a football, so he usually performs a handball.

 

^can handball any day.

 

^ is aware that I too am bad at football

 

^calls it football from soccerland.

 

^ should know I have no idea what his homeland calls it. I was trying to multicultural.

 

^doesn't know kiwis call it soccer and football, just made me surprised he called it football.

 

^should know I'm multicultural

 

^is half kiwi.

 

^ is half 'merican

 

^is flatting with me.

 

^ is squaring with me

 

^is a square

 

^is round.

 

^called me fat

 

^ thinks balls aren't round.

 

^hasn't met an american football ball.

 

^ has outsmarted me.

 

^still has much smarts