The Person Above You

^ Had an enjoyment accident.

 

^Enjoys watching traffic accidents.

 

^ Should know I was involved in the only traffic accident I've watched recently, and that it wasn't enjoyable.

 

^ Told him what for.

 

^ Told them why from.

 

^told them what to do

 

^ Told them how to do it.

 

^Kicks old ladies down flights of stairs.

 

^ Was one of the old ladies. And she never forgave, and she never forgot.

 

^forgived and forgeted

 

^ misspelled "forgatized."

 

^ Attempts to correct spelling.

 

^attempts to point out the obvious

 

^ Attempts to point out the pointing out of obvious things.

 

^ Attempts to make a joke.

 

^ Wounds me! I mean, 'attempts'? Some ponies these days...

 

^ponies some of these days

 

^ days of these ponies

 

^these ponies of days

 

^ Of these pony days!