The Person Above You

^ Is responsible for me becoming a kumquat!

 

^is right, but enjoys the kumquats

 

^ Knows good fruit when she sees it.

 

^knows I'm seeing it right now

 

^ Likes the orange-iness?

 

^likes the shape of it?

 

^ Is mesmerized by the stalk?

 

^ Will hit people with bamboo and horse tail plants?

 

^ Will build people out of bamboo and horses' tails.

 

^ Will understand the true purpose of said horse tail plants in the Mushroom Kingdom~

 

^ Has been told before I don't speak Nintendo

 

^ should know I enjoy games of all kinds~ Well except for RTS games... I hate RTS games.

 

^ Has probably made the poor RTS games feel bad now

 

^ Is being silly~

 

^ Is astounded by this unexpected turn of events. May faint.

 

^ make me cuddle you tightly~ Nuuuu! No fainting~

 

^ Prescribes cuddles to prevent fainting. Is a strange kind of doctor.

 

^ should know love and cuddles are the answer to all life's problems~

 

^ Has clearly never encountered the problem that comes from enthusiastically sitting on a bicycle with no saddle.

 

^ Is making me wonder why he would consider bring that up...