The Person Above You

^Has plans that involve Kumquats.

 

^ Still hasn't moved on from the kumquat thing.

 

^shouldn't eat kumquats

 

^ Should find a kumquat and marry it, then be told she can't marry fruit, then campaign for the right to fruit marriage.

 

^shouldn't do any of that

 

^ Should do at least 60% of that.

 

^ should do more stuff

 

^should be more productive

 

^ should be a piece of fresh produce.

 

^should be the producer of toasters

 

^ should be a producer of lulz

 

^ Is saying she isn't?

 

^ is shocked

 

^is surprised!

 

^ Is literally on fire!

 

^has set my pants of fire!

 

^ Kept lying about stuff!

 

^kept telling me to lie

 

^ Is still lying!

 

^is still standing