The Person Above You

^ has a building full of kennels

 

^ Is building a robotic Colonel!

 

^ is a robot!

 

^ Has figured out I actually am a toaster!

 

^ is a robot toaster!?

 

^ Has seen a regular toaster use the internet?

 

^ has uploaded a video about toasters

 

^ Has uploaded a video into some toast.

 

^ put some toast into the DVD player

 

^ Thinks I'm some kind of philistine!

It was a Blu-Ray player.

 

^ is blue daba dee daba die!

 

^ May have finally broken...

 

^ should know being a temporary changling can leave to side effects

 

^ Should know being a draconequus has nothing but side effects.

 

^ also has a good side!

 

^ Knows it's my left side!

 

^ is left-handed!

 

^ Is wrong!

 

^ is right-handed?

 

^ Is some kind of genius detective! XD