The Person Above You

^ Is distributing bad eggs!

 

^ is a bad egg!

 

^ Is mentally abusing Simon Pegg!

 

^ should tell me about this Simon Pegg.

 

^ Shall be introduced!

 

^shall do the introducing, and shall be the one to blame when they don't get along

 

^is me, and is talking to themselves

 

^ Has committed the great crime of double posting!

 

^ Has never bumped a thread?

 

^ Should know I've bump-started lots of things, but never a thread!

 

^ won't stop bumping me!

 

^ Doesn't realise we're in bumper cars!

 

^ knows I move too fast to notice!

 

^ Flies through things before she even notices them!

 

^ can't see me flying so fast!

 

^ Is a barely perceivable blur!

 

^ Is a burr! in my jacket

 

^ Has burrs in her jacket for some reason...

 

^understands what a burr is?

 

^ Probably isn't taking about a burr in the engineering sense...